Crackers Quotes

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I don't know what the big deal about Cracker Jack is. Did you ever go buy a pack of Cracker Jack, thinking you'd get a prize and find no prize in the box? (pause) Here's the pitch.

There are no good crackers, and if you find one, kill him before he changes.

Don't know what 2 say about Dunk-a-roos. They're just good! Sometimes you want a food that is comfortable and takes you back. For me, it's those crazy little kangaroo crackers.

We have a lot of black Anglo-Saxons. Their skin is black, but their brain is white. When I get real mad at them, I call them graham crackers.

Africa is God's country, and He can have it.

People think you must be crackers if you've got a psychologist but psychology is part of the building bricks to make a top athlete.

Hello, I must be going, I cannot stay, I came to say, I must be going. I’m glad I came, but just the same, I must be going.

Is a vegetarian permitted to eat animal crackers?

If you give a cracker a new toy, the first thing he'll do is carve his initials in it. Fortunately, most crackers get over that once they're through puberty.

Sisters, brothers and the whities, Blacks and the crackers, Police and their backers, They're all political actors

Animal crackers, and cocoa to drink That is the finest of suppers, I think When I'm grown up and can have what I please, I think I shall always insist upon these.

I think animal crackers make people think that all animals taste the same.

He wanted her to experience all the glorious cheese of life.

When the second record came out, they started calling it The Band. I voted to call it The Crackers. I'm no fool.

I grew up as a kid with very little. I could enjoy a peanut butter and jelly sandwich or peanut butter crackers.

At root fame is a sham. I'm not going to live forever and if I am I certainly need don't you to tell me that so that I will buy a car or a box of dried up crackers.

We made 16 episodes of Cracker and I loved doing the show, but unfortunately no one was watching us.

It is for the inconsistent, unsteady disciples whose cheese is falling off their cracker.

My daughter made me a Jerry Springer-watching kit, with crackers, Cheez Whiz, polyester stretch pants and a T-shirt with two fat women fighting over a skinny guy.

Corn syrup and added fats have been outed as major ingredients in fast food, but they hide out in packaged foods too, even presumed-innocent ones like crackers.

A single spark of occasion discharges the child of passions into a thousand crackers of desire.

Christ on a cracker. You raped Achilles!

Is it my imagination, or does shipping and handling settle a box of crackers more than it used to?

The transfats found in margarine, packaged cookies, crackers and pasta increase fat in your midsection, and can actually redistribute fat from other parts of the body to the belly.

There ain't no Coupe Deville hiding at the bottom of a Cracker Jacks box.

Finding a really good weblog is like finding the peanuts in a box of Cracker Jacks. They are in there, but you have to hunt for them. And when you find one, you savor it.

A college of wit-crackers cannot flout me out of my humor. Dost thou think I care for a satire or an epigram?

Crackers are short on sparkle.

I am a gluttonous, gorging failure. A waste. My body isn’t used to high-sugar carbs laced with witchcraft. It can barely cope with soup and crackers.

So many of us had been armed that there were holsters and weapons scattered among the passed-out bodies like mercenary prizes in a fleshy Cracker Jack box.

I'm an insomniac lately. It's one of the many prizes you find in the Cracker Jack box of a crumbling [relationship].

An Active mind didn't need distraction in its physical environment. It needed a collection of outstanding books and a good lamp. Maybe some cheese and crackers.

Crackers!” said Dumbledore enthusiastically, offering the end of a large silver noisemaker to Snape, who took it reluctantly.

It's like Brad Pitt for us. You might not like blond men with pretty features, but c'mon, it's Brad. You're not going to kick him out of bed for eating crackers.

This place is like crazy on crackers.

Hey, he speaks pretty well for a guy who just ate 2 lbs of crackers.

Larry the Cable Guy has signed a deal with Cracker Barrel. Not the store. He signed a deal with a barrel full of angry rednecks.

Domestic rabbits don't have the sense that God promised animal crackers.

I bought a box of animal crackers, but there was nothing inside. They'd eaten each other.

To evade insanity and depression, we unconsciously limit the number of people toward whom we are sincerely sympathetic.