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Sportsmanship... what a load of crap, don't preach your morality to me. Steve Austin doesn't have any mercy... you want mercy? Take your *ss to church!

No matter what society is trying to drill in your head about how you should look, how you should act, and what you need to say, I think it's all crap. All of it. Be yourself and do you.

A kingdom man is the kind of man that when his feet hit the floor each morning the devil says, "Oh crap, he's up!"

For me, punk is about real feelings. It's not about, 'Yeah, I am a punk and I'm angry.' That's a lot of crap. It's about loving the things that really matter: passion, heart and soul.

Man is a parrot in the House of History; he listens and then he repeats the same crap over and over!

Do I have to know rules and all that crap? Then forget it.

There's too many people in seats of power who just haven't got a clue what they're doing. They're bean counters, and it just pisses me off because consequently our kids go to see this crap movie.

Wanderlei Silva, six feet tall and 205 pounds, boy, until I met you, I didn't know they could stack crap that high.

Everything government touches turns to crap.

Question: Why is that MC's be wack And major labels wanna sign that crap? A-yo...funk that!

If a guy hasn't got any gamble in him- he isn't worth a crap.

There is nothing wrong with loving the crap out of everything. Negative people find their walls. So never apologize for your enthusiasm. Never. Ever. Never.

Prior to Roe , ... whether one could obtain a legal abortion in the face of an unwanted pregnancy was a crap shoot. For 30 years now, it's been a constitutionally guaranteed right

While I was girl of the year and superstar and all that crap, everything I did was really...motivated by psychological disturbance.

C++ is a horrible language. It's made more horrible by the fact that a lot of substandard programmers use it, to the point where it's much much easier to generate total and utter crap with it.

You smell like crap so I know you don't like soap.

We all know that crap is king, give us dirty laundry.

Some people's photography is an art. Not mine. Art is a dirty word in photography. All this fine art crap is killing it already.

If I choose to come in this ring and walk over here and stand infront of the bald wonder twins and beat the living crap out of you, I can.

The sexiest thing in the entire world is being really smart. And being thoughtful and being generous. Everything else is crap.

Mark you for death, won't even talk that East or West crap. From Watts to Lefrak, it ain't where ya from, it's where's your gat.

Maybe depression is the most reasonable response to all the crap around us. Maybe it's the happy people who need medication.

Not enough gets said about the importance of abandoning crap.

I gambled at the crap table all night and finally lost $8, but during that time the house gave me four drinks and two cigars, so it was still a lot cheaper than renting a room.

Ninety percent of everything is crap.

As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it.

That to me is a bunch of crap trying to shoot guys up into damned space. What they're going to do is they're going to wipe out half a dozen people one of these days, and that will be the end of it.

In the long run, the cream always rises and the crap always sinks.

Rap music is just computerised crap. I listen to Top of the Pops and after three songs I feel like killing someone.

Players lose you games, not tactics. There's so much crap talked about tactics by people who barely know how to win at dominoes.

If your ideas are good they rise, and if they're a bit crap they sink.

Although charismatic, James Dean is no Harrison Ford. In the majority of his movies, sooner or later he got the crap beaten out of him.

I never said half the crap people said I did.

I usually don't have a burger, a brat, and a steak but it is 4th of July. And I need the energy if I'm gonna start blowin crap up. It's what the founding fathers would want.

The world of this is a load of crap. You get all these bloody people, so incredibly sycophantic.

Better than that orange crap you wear!

I believe it was Shakespeare who said, 'All the world's a stage, and you are CRAP!'

Just because you can do something, it doesn't mean you need to - restraint is something I admire. At the end of the day, it is still a battle between good vs. crap.

I don't take crap from anyone, so that makes people think I'm rebellious. I'm not. I'm just not a pushover.

I'm damn successful but I got here by not taking crap. I still don't take crap, so if anybody needs a champion, let it be me.

Sure, 90% of science fiction is crud. That's because 90% of everything is crud.

You gotta eat lightning and crap thunder!

I can't stand the crap that gets talked by everyone - Players, Fans, The Media, Club Officals. Why should I waste my time listening to people who are clearly less intelligent than me

I think Leopard is a much better system [than Windows Vista] but OS X in some ways is actually worse than Windows to program for. Their file system is complete and utter crap, which is scary.

The moment you believe your own crap and excuses, you fail.

All problems have to be solved eventually by ONESELF, and that's where all your lovely John Donne stuff turns out to be a load of crap because, in the last analysis, A MAN IS AN ISLAND.

The best of our best, without Jesus, looks like a pile of crap compared to Him.

When I look back at all the crap I learned in high school, it's a wonder I can think at all.

People who use Class will never understand all the crap they are doing.

I ALWAYS HAVE DONE WELL HOWEVER IN BLUE STATES AND RED STATES. IVE NEVER REALLY ALIGNED MYSELF WITH ALL THAT RED STATE BLUE STATE DR. SUESS CRAP BECAUSE WERE ALL AMERICANS AND WE ALL LIKE TO LAUGH.