Crap Quotes

I ALWAYS HAVE DONE WELL HOWEVER IN BLUE STATES AND RED STATES. IVE NEVER REALLY ALIGNED MYSELF WITH ALL THAT RED STATE BLUE STATE DR. SUESS CRAP BECAUSE WERE ALL AMERICANS AND WE ALL LIKE TO LAUGH.

I'm careful with my heart. I don't take crap from no one these days. I put my foot down. Being a woman, you deserve heaven and earth.

I get all these loser preps coming up to me asking for autographs and all this crap, and I really want to tell them, 'My music is not for people like you!

Motivation is a lotta crap.

When friends tell you how awesome you look, drop the "I still have more to go" crap. You worked hard and you deserve the compliment!

I hate crap, I like craftsmanship

Money is the medium of exchange, and it's how you make things happen. To say you hate it is some farfetched, idealistic crap.

Keep writing. Try to do a little bit every day, even if the result looks like crap. Getting from page four to page five is more important than spending three weeks getting page four perfect.

Like now what Urban Outfitters has become is very much how I always dressed in high school by going to garage sales and getting stuff for 50 cents. Cost a little more now, to look like crap.

C++ is a pile of crap.

Don't be evil is a load of crap.

When I was in prison, I was wrapped up in all those deep books. That Tolstoy crap - people shouldn't read that stuff.

I think the rock'n'roll myth of living on the edge is a pile of crap.

I think these days a lot of the younger generation feels that the world owes them something. But you've got to get off your backside and you've got to do all the crap stuff, too.

Just remember, somewhere there's some guy who's tired of putting up with her crap

The Universe is cool enough without making up crap about it.

Don't worry, be crappy. Revolutionary means you ship and then test... Lots of things made the first Mac in 1984 a piece of crap - but it was a revolutionary piece of crap.

I hate to hear 'Less is more.' It's a crock of crap.

We are not special. We are not crap or trash, either. We just are. We just are, and what happens just happens.

I respect the Stones but their songs are a pile of crap. As for U2, they don’t say a lot or seem like normal persons.

My game is like a cross between karaoke and rap: crap.

Television for a child creates such a high bar of stimulus that nothing else competes. A beautiful day is absolute crap to a kid who watches tv.

When you're hungry for success, don't let anyone feed you crap about slowing down.

God doesn't; shoot crap with the universe.Your innermost thoughts are beliefs that unfold as your universe.

Romantic love can be a lot of crap, though, let me tell you. And it can hurt you.

I think every Negro over fifty should get a medal for putting up with all that crap.

I'm not a U.S. citizen. I mean, I'm an earth-izen. Borderline policies are crap to me.

When you're black, you have to deal with so much crap in your life from other black people. It's a dirty, dark secret; I'm glad it's coming out.

Nobody gives a crap about hockey down here - nobody. I coach kids' hockey down here and you can start to see the disinterest in the game here with the kids

When you think you're good, you will play at that level. If you doubt yourself, you will play like crap.

Very few American parents give a crap about how they raise their kids. They put minimal effort into it. Who told you it's a good idea to buy a developing mind a video game?

It's President [Barack] Obama sounding the alarm, scaring the crap out of the American people. Saying if you don't raise the debt feeling, we're going to default.

You can't soar like an eagle and crap like a canary.

I am positively against all this crap which is carried on first in the name of this thing, then in the name of that. I believe only in what is active, immediate, and personal.

My dad was a tyrant. He used to physically beat the crap out of us.

Star Wars was great at the beginning and crap at the end while Star Trek has always been interesting, and the difference is in the writing, and the thematic intentions.

Learn your instrument. Be honest. Don't do anything phony. There is so much crap floating around. There is plenty of room for a bit of honest writing.

Privacy is important. Anybody who doesn't think that, they're crap. But I know I'm going to lose some of that and that's something I'll have to deal with.

Somebody compared him to Billy McNeil, but I don't remember Billy being crap.

Turning 102 is crap, and there is nothing to commemorate.

The local TV news is the greatest danger in your life. It's all crap.

Climate change is crap.

I’d been auditioning for parts for years, I never got any better at it. I’m crap at auditions.

Performers are so vulnerable. They're frightened of humiliation, sure their work will be crap. I try to make an environment where it's warm, where it's OK to fail - a kind of home, I suppose.

Don't bail; the best pieces of gold are at the bottom of the barrel of crap.

Accept diversity and don't take any crap.

The crowd doesn't give a crap as long as you bring the money in.

My filing system's really crap because I can never decide whether to sort things by studio, or year, or where I lived.

The New York Times' list is a bunch of crap. They ought to call it the editor's choice. It sure isn't based on sales.

They eat, they crap, they sleep, and if they're crying they need to do one of the three and they're having trouble doing it. Real simple.