Crap Quotes

I'm a mother with two small children, so I don't take as much crap as I used to.

Then I went through a whole bunch of crap with my lousy movies and pop records. I had people behind me kind of steering me in that direction, but it wasn't really my bag.

There's a lot of crap out there. Most of the science fiction films alone are abominations, you know. They're mindless. So you can't learn from those kinds of films.

If a guy tells me the probability of failure is 1 in 100,000, I know he's full of crap.

I've nothing against anyone following their dreams - but not if they're crap.

Like what you like, enjoy what you enjoy, and don't take crap from anybody.

I did not deal well with the politicians. I tend to tell people that when they are full of crap, that they are full of crap.

I'm a crap guitarist and I find it really hard writing on my own.

Being a woman is really crap.

I think that the anti-Microsoft sentiment is simply due to their having been so successful selling a lot of crap.

Being 5' 10", I was supposed to be too short to play college volleyball. So that gave me the hunger and the fire to say, Oh yeah? I'd just hit the crap out of the ball.

Good action films - not crap, but good action films - are really morality plays. They deal in modern, mythic culture.

The climate change argument is absolute crap

The first thing I know, I'm in a card game. Then I'm in a crap game.

You know, women are burdened with all this other crap all the time, like looking good. You need to be really superhuman to be successful as a woman.

The difference between a movie and a play is that the production you end up with is the production. If a movie that I spent time on turns out to be crap, it's never going to be made again.

You know, I was crap. But I had the commitment, and I had the understanding, that the basis of football is skill on the ball, and if you spend the time with it, you're gonna reap the rewards.

Elvis and I call up Cadillac dealerships all night long, suckin' down Ny Quil stingers and cheese. He says, what the hell's Lisa Marie thinking with that Michael Jackson crap?

Look at The Rock's competition! Look at him! It looks like a big monkey came down here, took a crap, and out came Mankind!

If you think your management doesn't know what it's doing or that your organisation turns out low-quality software crap that embarrasses you, then leave.

It scares the living crap out of me how good wine is at ten dollars.

You read the papers and you watch television, so you know the kind of spider-brained, commercially poisoned piece-of-crap reporting you get in America.

Go down to the corner store and beat the Jap up, clean all the crap up.

I don't just want to be associated with a few good 3D movies and the audience is saying all of the other ones are crap.

I've got keys to crap I've never owned. You put all my keys together I could be a high school janitor tonight.

But Opera Man, I go, "Oh, crap! Why didn't I think of that?" Because I could sing fake opera pretty good.

Here's the new art of the twenty-first century: the art of curating, the art of plucking all the good stuff from a superabundance of crap.

You're all so obsessed with other worlds, you're so convinced that this one is crap and everywhere else is great, but you've never bothered to figure out what's going on here!

The bulk of all patents are crap. Spending time reading them is stupid. It's up to the patent owner to do so, and to enforce them.

Enjoy how sweet, how thoughtful, how kind I'm being on your birthday. Because tomorrow it's back to the same old crap.

I get scared as crap to perform but I push myself to do it. I don't know what I would be doing without it.

90 percent of Indian cinema is crap

Who among us has not gazed thoughtfully and patiently at a painting of Jackson Pollock and thought "What a piece of crap?"

I have never been against new art as such; some of it is good, much is crap, most is somewhere in between.

I'm crap at lying. I go bright red.

If you treat your employees like mushrooms (keep them in the dark and regularly throw crap on them), it's entirely likely you will get precisely the work you deserve in return.

You may have crap that wants to drag you down, but if you really like what you're doing, then there's always a silver lining.

Books like Twilight are not art. They are mass-produced crap that is meant to be consumed by the widest possible audience, for the largest possible profit.

Think about the amount of crap the US has done! Between slavery and the genocide of the Native Americans - if any of that had been filmed like [Adolf] Hitler, we'd never live it down.

If you want to make real money, do something that scares the crap out of 99% of the population, and only one person in a couple of hundred is physically capable of.

One of the good things about the Paleo diet is that it automatically cleans a lot of crap out of your diet.

I love it when Muslims go to war with each other, as I do when the Christians do, because it shows there's no such thing as the Christian world and the Islamic world. That's all crap.

I was having a hard time at school, in terms of being crap at everything, with no discernible talent.

Ninety percent of all music is always crap, and when too many people decide they're going to have guitar bands, then ninety percent of them are going to be crap. It's just a given law.

Everybody is full of crap. The coin of the realm is being full of crap. The best people - being full of crap are our leaders and our superstars.

God knows I've done enough crap in my life to grow a few flowers.

All the crap that we've encumbered our lives with, it's really meaningless.

In order to be a great writer a person must have a built-in, shockproof crap detector.

I hope somebody does this to all my crap demos when I'm dead, making them into hit songs.

When I first started acting, I was just crap.