Crap Quotes

I shop at a computer store called 'Your Crap's Already Obsolete'.

I've just got crap hair. Although I inherited a lot of stuff from my dad, including giant knees, I didn't get his good, thick hair. I got my mother's thin, wispy, non-event hair instead.

President George] Bush talked to us like we were a bunch of morons and we ate it up. Can you imagine, the Pledge of Allegiance, read my lips-can you imagine such crap in this day and age?

Most of what Hollywood puts out is crap anyway.

This being-nice crap was for thebirds.

Out of all the guitars in the whole world, the Fender Mustang is my favorite. They're cheap and totally inefficient, and they sound like crap and are very small.

I get so sick and tired of Wikipedia. People write their own crap on there.

If at first you don't succeed, you get back up and you try ... and you try ... and you try it again ... except ice skating, I hate this crap, I quit!

As a kid, I really loved 'Jane Eyre,' I used to fantasise that the past was so much better and my lifetime was crap.

If you know your Bible and your Shakespeare and can shoot craps, you have a liberal education.

Sometimes I feel like I'm on top of the world, and other mornings I feel like crap.

The junk food of political journalism...all reshuffle stories are crap.

The Devil craps on the big pile

I always thought communism was crap, really.

In my 20s, I railed against anything 'spiritual', I thought it was all crap.

The evaporation of 4 million who believe in this crap would leave the world a better place.

What's most interesting about some books is the question: How did this crap ever get published?

If all you do is talk crap, I'll just flush the toilet.

Having your adolescence at an all-male boarding school is just crap.

You're not going to see a new Bernard Hopkins. I'm too old for that crap. I think what you will see is something different that I know I am capable of doing.

The galleries are simply corporations in the art world - "Here's a million dollars for this latest piece of crap" - but I'm not about to go along with the gallery system.

There are two ways to look at most problems... 'Oh Crap!' or, 'Good Information!,' and our choice will give us good information on how to deal with problems in the future.

The Republicans released their 'Pledge to America.' It's 21 pages of phony charts and bad ideas. Sarah Palin got a copy, and she said, 'How am I supposed to fit all this crap on my hand?

I look at some of the songs I wrote years ago and I can't believe I wrote such crap.

I think it's creepy if a guy says, I would never hit a girl. Cause that should go without saying. That's like if you ever heard a guy go, I would never crap in a hot tub.

The modern media environment is so overrun with bullshit and static and people trying to sell you stupid crap. It makes you want to bite yourself.

Well, I always talk about how I used to work at an insane asylum and stuff, which is true, but to be honest, I just make crap up more than anything else.

In the past, people said I wasn't focused and didn't give it the time. That's a bunch of crap. I'm not doing anything different now than I did before.

People put off writing thinking they don't have the time or enough of an opinion to matter and that is crap. You are the only one standing in your own way, so get started.

Street performers, homemade crafts, keep your wallet in your front pocket and don't buy any crap!

I'm a terrible photographer.I'm not being modest. My photos really are crap. But in a way, the more the photo is crap, the better to paint from.

I wrote two million words of crap. Maybe I'm just a slow learner .

Speech recognition is utterly crap for writing fiction. If you try reading a novel aloud you'll soon figure out why - written prose style is utterly unlike the spoken word.

To be honest, after all the crap that happened with 'Summer Heights High,' I was like, 'I'm not going to write anything controversial or edgy ever again; I just can't handle the blame.'

Relationships are a lot like yard sales. They look really fun from a couple hundred feet away, but eventually you realize it's just a bunch of crap you don't need.

Does anyone ever shudder with the crap that you pulled off and didn't die?

I am the all-singing, all-dancing crap of this world.... I am the toxic waste by-product of God's creation.

Some film actors want to sit back and look at every scene and all that crap. No, you're an actor - tell the story, and when it's told, there's another one to tell.

Positive thinking is a good attitude to have. But positive thinking without any skills is a load of crap.

I sound like a damn commercial, but half the crap in this house is from Wal-mart. The big deal about Wal-mart is that its open 24 hours.

I said that the only way I could have a band that would work in the format of my show is if the band were crap. So if I have a band they'd have to really suck.

Wait! Don't applaud my cheapness! I've got other crap I need help with!

Then there is just running - I love it. I would go out and just run a 30-mile trail run if it didn't make me feel like crap for a week.

I hate all that woozy political and psychotherapeutic crap applied to books and art.

One of life's joys was to have friends who gave you reality checks...who would call you on your crap before it rose so high you drowned in it.

However naïve it sounds, or however inept the result, I think the idea is to try to alchemize the crap, not just mirror it all.

You have to go through a lot of crap to get to a good idea.

I worry about Rick Perry. One, he's too conservative, Two, his debating skills. And three ... Oh crap, what was three?

What if everything in a museum is crap? It's entirely possible; it's not the end of the world.

I don't subscribe to the theory that all politicians are crap. I think the 'cool people' often take that position.