Crap Quotes

The best movies now are called 'thrillers.' Because if you use the word 'horror,' people's associations are straight-to-video crap.

Nobody gives a crap if we're great musicians.

At every moment, you have the opportunity to crap out. The world will always tell you to play it safe and just be dead.

Lord Maccon was built like a brick outhouse, with opinions twice as unmoving and often equally full of crap.

I have two kids in diapers and a cat whose litter box I clean out. I deal with an awful lot of crap.

I said you were a man of peace. I want you to know I took immense crap for that.

I can always write. Sometimes, to be sure, what I write is crap, but it's words on the page and therefore it is something to work with.

As happy as I am off the floor, on the floor I am the opposite. I don't take any crap.

I could give a flying crap about the political process. We're an entertainment company.

With supernatural things, I have heard ghosts, but I've never seen ghosts. I do seek ghosts and I would love to see one, but I would crap my pants.

The most annoying and full- of- crap thing a writer says is, I write only for myself, I don't care if anyone reads it. A writer without a reader doesn't exist.

The theater business is very much about "Hey, if you want our big blockbuster at Christmas time, you'll play our piece of crap in April."

I thought Erica Jongs Fear of Flying was one of the biggest pieces of crap that Ive ever read in my life.

Love does not exist, it's like religion, the state wants you to believe in that kind of crap so they can control you, and f**k your head up.

If you just sit there, and you're a writer, you're bound to write crap. A lot of American writing is crap. And a lot of American writers are professionals.

I love doing readings. I could really give a crap about reviews. It's kind of about the readers.

The challenge is that we live in a time where there's a lot of crap on television.

I mean do women like to get the crap scared out of them at the movies? Sure. Of course.

Try asking sometime. Not all women will stand for that 50 Shades crap, you know.

I'm not a flag waver for obesity. It's not healthy, and you have a crap life because there is such a downer on it.

You're jeans are full of crap. You're full of beans, you're in you teens. You've lost your mama's road map.

Lazy reviewers look up other people's reviews and they write the same thing, so you get people writing crap based on crap.

You can do crap work in a big movie, and it does good things. You can do great work in a movie no one sees, it does nothing. That's the way it goes.

Nowadays anyone with a crap laptop and an Internet connection can sound their barbaric yawp, whatever it may be.

I always assume I look better than I actually do. I'll feel pretty good about myself when I leave the house, then I'll see a picture and think, 'Crap, I had no idea that's what I was looking like.'

I don't consider myself a divining rod whom God is speaking through or any kind of crap like that.

I realized that I really enjoy writing comedy, and how important comedy is when you feel like total crap.

I think music can definitely be art; I also think music can be crap and not be art.

If I even imagined someone talking to my husband too close, I would beat the crap out of them.

I try to give the appearance that I have it all together and that I know what I'm talking about, but at the end of the day, I think I might be full of crap.

I want a man as nice as my retarded dog, but one that doesn't crap on the floor.

Well first of all, I'd just like to say that 2005 was a great year, if you like swimming through crap.

I think one reason people play golf is it allows them to obsess about something other than the daily crap. It takes your mind off that.

As a younger actor, my motivation may have been 'Do you want that job or don't you?' Now it's 'Do you want to look like crap on film?'

Most Americans have so much crap, that you could lose most of it and still have way more stuff than the average Canadian.

How many times do we all have to do this? Get up, go to school, again? Before everyone admits it's a crap idea?

I can't read music and I'm crap at learning lyrics. Especially since the accident I have memory problems. I can't remember words, names, places.

The attention toward me is basically because of what we've built as a company. If we built a pile of crap then nobody would care what I ate for lunch.

A sellout is putting your name on any piece of crap and then expecting people to buy it because it's got your name on it. That's what a sellout is to me.

People say you shouldn't eat carbs, but that's crap. I just try to stay away from white ones.

The last person in the UK who described his product as being crap in public was one Gerald Ratner - and he was gone immediately.

One of the great things with comedy is that there's no such thing as a mediocre comedy; it's either uproarious or crap. That's the problem.

I think my audience is smart. If there's a way to be entertained and get things out - real things, not stupid moral crap - that's the best.

Essentially, we have a system where wealthy farmers feed the poor crap and poor farmers feed the wealthy high-quality food.

Imagine this guy hits Mike Hammer over the head with a wooden coathanger and knocks him out. You hit Mike Hammer over the head with a wooden coathanger, he'll beat the crap out of you.

You've got to stop eating unhealthy crap. You've got to eat vegetables, fruit and lean meat.

Yes, the fans are going to get their money's worth. It's like...and everything on there is funny. It's not like random crap they put in a movie. I think it's all very funny, so.

My formative years were all about 'Star Wars' - the first three, not the last crap, obviously. I understood 'Star Trek' but it was too caricatured for me.

I think sometimes fate cuts you a break. Like it says, okay, you've had enough of that crap, so it's time you fell into something nice. See what you make out of it.

I don't let myself believe in writer's block. I feel very strongly writing is habit as much as an art or a craft. And if you write crap, you're still writing.