Crap Quotes

Get stewed:Books are a load of crap.

I've never used High Definition video, never, ever, ever, ever, ever. And I never will. I can't stand that crap.

In the '80's my gut feeling was that airlines were crap. I hated spending time on planes. I thought we could create the kind of airline I'd like. So we got a secondhand 747 and gave it a go.

Madison Square Garden sounds like crap.

I'm crap at interviews. I'm just not very good at sentences.

I'm crap at pretending to be something I'm not when I'm in my real life.

My head is filled with so much crap, or facts that I find important, but that some others don't.

It's a big deal when you finally get the chance to do the one thing you want to do - need to do - more than anything. It can kind of scare the crap out of you.

life is crap but, every day is an experience

In many respects, designing heirloom products means saying no to designing consumer crap that you know will not last very long.

I think people who traditionally ate haggis wouldn't eat the good cuts, 'cause they'd sell the good cuts to make their money, so they get left with all the crap.

There's always tons of crap music people are trying to sell us - [it's] the same way with publishers and galleries.

Even if I built a 50,000-seater stadium and bought Ronaldinho, there'd still be complaints about crap hotdogs.

The Cure: A new dimension of the word 'crap'.

I think I'd like to see CDs disappear. Too much plastic crap lying around. If I want some music these days, I'm gonna either get as MP3s or on vinyl.

People YouTube me and crap and then, they probably don't want to see me after seeing a friendly posted YouTube video, so I'm constantly having to take those down.

Grief is like manure, if you spread it out it fertilizes, if you leave it in a big pile it smells like crap.

There's so much content out there that you can't make crap and just hope it gets seen.

The argument [behind climate change] is absolute crap. However, the politics of this are tough for us. Eighty per cent of people believe climate change is a real and present danger.

I'm not focused on the outrageousness. I'm just focused on being funny, and raising my kids. I don't even read the newspaper, I don't read that crap.

You can't fill your emails with crap, at least not with my friends, because they're brutal. If something sucks, they'll tell you.

I don't do divas. I don't do entourages. I don't do the Hollywood crap.

Without a shadow of doubt, Trafalgar Square has to be one of the most crap urban public spaces in the world.

We live in an age of seriously crap mass clothing. They've made a science of it.

Sometimes Sarah [Chalke] starts to talk about Iraq or whatever and she gets all excited, like I actually give a crap what she's saying. Come on, she's a woman. But still, it's very cute.

I just don't see how anyone can hate America. I mean, crap, I live there. What more do you need?

Crap.It's all crap.Living is crap.Life has no meaning.None. Nowhere to be found.Crap.Why doesn't anybody realize this?

Dude, you're scaring the crap out of me, ' said Nick. 'I'm serious, I literally have no crap right now.

I wanted us to have an adventure. Because I love that crap. Because I'm not whatever-her-name-is. I don't think it's oh so hard to walk four miles in the snow. I want that. I love that.

They sell crap to buy you.

If someone asks you why you're oppressing a world and you reply with a lot of poetic crap, no. I guess there can't be a meeting of minds.