Crazy Quotes

Crazy Quote of the day

My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.

Today's sensitive male has learned to share in open frank discussions about relationships like, "Where the hell did you get a crazy idea like that? You been reading Redbook again?"

Everybody looking at you crazy, What you gon' do? Lift up your head and keep moving, Or let the paranoia haunt you?

Crazy how you gotta wait until it's dark out to see who really with you.

Every child needs at least one adult who is irrationally crazy about him or her.

Call me crazy but I imagine a world where we smile when we have low batteries, because that will mean we’re one bar closer to humanity.

A time is coming when men will go mad, and when they see someone who is not mad, they will attack him, saying, "You are mad; you are not like us."

We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe.

The truth is you don't know what is going to happen tomorrow. Life is a crazy ride, and nothing is guaranteed.

Live your life, listen to your music way to loud, be crazy and as different as you want to be and always remember your not alone

Insanity in individuals is something rare - but in groups, parties, nations and epochs, it is the rule.

The thing about smart people is that they seem like crazy people to dumb people.

Only the strong go crazy. The weak just go along.

We are all a quarter good, a quarter bad, a quarter animal and a quarter child which equals a whole bunch of crazy.

Development, it turns out, occurs through this process of progressively more complex exchange between a child and somebody else- especially somebody who’s crazy about that child

If you’re not crazy there’s something wrong with you. Willie Nelson

When the whole world is running towards a cliff, he who is running in the opposite direction appears to have lost his mind.

had no excuses for the things that we'd done, we were brave, we crazy, we were mostly young.

... the reason life works at all is that not everyone in your tribe is nuts on the same day. [pp. 65-66]

The world is this incredibly blurry, crazy dream that I'm just sort of stumbling through.

Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.

You have to go on and be crazy. Craziness is like heaven.

I’m in love with everyone I’ve ever met in one way or another. I’m just a crazy, unhinged disaster of a human being.

If you could walk a mile in my shoes you'd be crazy too.

There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.

The thing about crazy people; they don't know they are crazy, that's what make them crazy.

No government in the world kills its people, unless it's led by a crazy person.

I'm not strange, weird, off, nor crazy, my reality is just different from yours.

Passion will make you crazy, but is there any other way to live?

You can't be old and wise, if you were never young and crazy.

Sometimes it's to your advantage for people to think you're crazy

Many of the things you can count, don't count. Many of the things you can't count, really count.

After the conversations about Indian philosophy, some of the ideas of Quantum Physics that had seemed so crazy suddenly made much more sense.

Some people hear their own inner voices with great clearness and they live by what they hear. Such people become crazy, or they become legends.

In the early days all I hoped was to make a living out of what I did best. But, since there's no real market for masturbation I had to fall back on my bass playing abilities.

There's a lot of people scared of me, and I can't blame them. They call me crazy so much I think I'm starting to believe them.

It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets.

I may be crazy, but it keeps me from going insane.

You can't please everybody. You['d] be crazy if you're trying to. So take some time out to do some things for yourself.

To be wild is not to be crazy or psychotic. True wildness is a love of nature, a delight in silence, a voice free to say spontaneous things, and an exuberant curiosity in the face of the unknown.

I think anybody incapable of changing his mind is crazy.

I'm quite mad by nature, and it's my craziness that has saved me from extinction.

The biggest things in life have been achieved by people who, at the start, we would have judged crazy. And yet if they had not had these crazy ideas the world would have been more stupid.

A thought that sometimes makes me hazy: Am I - or are the others crazy?

[He] may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot.

Insanity - a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.

I have a crazy sense of humor so if someone is just trying to be rude to me, or if you can tell that someone is angry for no reason, I like to entertain them.

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

Do not confuse motion and progress. A rocking horse keeps moving but does not make any progress.

Some people never go crazy, what truly horrible lives they must live.