Crazy Quotes

In a mad world only the mad are sane.

I would imagine that if you could understand Morse code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy.

Beware of the young doctor and the old barber.

I was the Pink Pansy or whatever, wearing this crazy thing.

Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.

With Crazy Horse, it's all one big, growing, smoldering sound, and I'm part of it. It's like gliding, or some sort of natural surfing.

It's not the daily increase but daily decrease. Hack away at the unessential.

To myself I am only a child playing on the beach, while vast oceans of truth lie undiscovered before me

Room service? Send up a larger room.

Even that crazy lunatic, my aunt the Empress, wa absolutely sweet and charming.

Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most.

I like when things are crazy. Something good comes out of exhaustion.

Let the lover be disgraceful, crazy, absent-minded. Someone sober will worry about events going badly. Let the lover be.

I'm very sane about how crazy I am.

A man goes to a psychiatrist. The doctor says, "You're crazy" The man says, "I want a second opinion!" "Okay, you're ugly too!"

The debt is like a crazy aunt we keep down in the basement. All the neighbors know she's there, but nobody wants to talk about her.

Don't know what 2 say about Dunk-a-roos. They're just good! Sometimes you want a food that is comfortable and takes you back. For me, it's those crazy little kangaroo crackers.

From wrestling to my hip-hop thing, I've just been able to do so much and meet so many crazy characters.

If we are crazy, then it is because we refuse to be crazy in the same way that the world has gone crazy.

I don't mind if people look at me like I'm crazy. I'm just being me.

I guess you could say there are two Slashes. There's the crazy, rock-and-roll Slash, he's wild. And then there's the real Slash- he collects miniature soaps and treats his hookers real nice.

It’s crazy to think North West can already read better than Kendall Jenner.

America is an insane asylum run by the inmates.

Most entrepreneurial ideas will sound crazy, stupid and uneconomic, and then they’ll turn out to be right.

I am trying to make my accent so it won't bother anyone, but I am not going to drive myself crazy trying to pretend I am an American girl when I am from Colombia.

If you’re not doing some things that are crazy, then you’re doing the wrong things.

To me, the sea is like a person - like a child that I've known a long time. It sounds crazy, I know, but when I swim in the sea I talk to it. I never feel alone when I'm out there.

I never was a crazy liquor drinker, and I don't like beer that much - though I keep the brews at home because my homies love beer.

I like meeting all my fans and signing autographs, although it can all get a bit crazy. Yesterday, for example, a boy just came over and planted a big kiss on my face! I was like, 'Hello?'

Your theory is crazy, but it's not crazy enough to be true.

With blinded eyes I stared at the sky, this grey, endless sky of a crazy god, who had made life and death for his amusement.

On second thought, I think I am more crazy than my goat.

The hardest struggle of all is to be something different from what the average man is.

Where did we ever get the crazy idea that in order to make children do better, first we have to make them feel worse?

The mark of a good marriage is when only one of you goes crazy at a time!

Of course I'm crazy, but that doesn't mean I'm wrong.

I prefer to sleep with deaf girls. Those crazy chicks never have a safe word.

If people aren't calling you crazy, you aren't thinking big enough.

I like to know that when I'm 90 years old, I'm going to be able to look at a song or poem I wrote and say, "Wow! I remember I was so crazy about this person," or "I remember what that day felt like."

We are what we always were in Salem, but now the little crazy children are jangling the keys of the kingdom, and common vengeance writes the law!

I always find cardio the most monotonous. Running on a treadmill shows me why hamsters are so crazy.

There is science, logic, reason; there is thought verified by experience. And then there is California.

Crazy isn't being broken or swallowing a dark secret. It's you or me amplified. If you ever told a lie and enjoyed it. If you ever wished you could be a child forever.

There's no excuse to be bored. Sad, yes. Angry, yes. Depressed, yes. Crazy, yes. But there's no excuse for boredom, ever.

Sometimes the person who is the most logical is the person whom we call insane.

Big Sur is at the end of the continent. It attracts really crazy people.

But I can hardly sit still. I keep fidgeting, crossing one leg and then the other. I feel like I could throw off sparks, or break a window--maybe rearrange all the furniture.

It is often easier to make progress on mega-ambitious dreams. ... Since no one else is crazy enough to do it, you have little competition.

My plan is to have a theatre in some small town or something and I'll be manager. Ill be the crazy old movie guy.

Music drives me insane, the incessant presence of music in my life. It informs how I see the world; it drives me crazy