Cream Quotes

I eat a cheeseburger with French fries almost every day.

For a thorough use of ice cream cones, buy two; eat one and drop the other.

A typical Irish dinner would be: cream flavored with lobster, cream with bits of veal in it, green peas and cream, cream cheese, cream flavored with strawberries.

Put cream and sugar on a fly and it tastes very much like a raspberry.

The modern mocha is a bittersweet concoction of imperialism, genocide, invention, and consumerism served with whipped cream on top

After I win a match, I celebrate it by having an ice cream.

That was the best ice-cream soda I ever tasted.

Before a cat will condescend to treat you as a trusted friend, some little token of esteem is needed, like a dish of cream.

Watching other teams in the World Series is like watching somebody else eat a Hot Fudge Sundae.

Don't bother me while I'm eating, or when I'm coming out of the crackhouse or something. Just let me get going.

Did you know that Dairy Queen ice cream is mostly bubbles?

Cosmetic companies are trying to turn India into a nation of Albinos. No dark area on any part of the body. Except maybe our hearts. Got a cream for that?

All this talkin' about eatin' is makin' me awful hungry. I'll have two chili burgers with an order of fries, onion rings and a chocolate milk shake. And a Strawberry Ice Cream Sundae-with pickles.

I am for the art of underwear and the art of taxicabs. I am for the art of ice cream cones dropped on concrete.

You want a drumstick? Like a ice cream cone or a chicken wing!?

It's like a child who is used to having ice cream whenever he wants. When it doesn't come when he asks he tends to get confused and nervous.

We dare not trust our wit for making our house pleasant to our friend, so we buy ice cream.

I love revision. Where else can spilled milk be turned into ice cream?

One trick I swear by: I pour a little neroli or lavender oil onto a hot towel and use it to wipe off my makeup. It opens up my pores, and then my face cream sinks in better.

Whipped cream isn't whipped cream at all if it hasnt been whipped with whips, just like poached eggs isn't poached eggs unless it's been stolen in the dead of the night.

My love for ice cream emerged at an early age - and has never left!

So yes, I do want to try and keep things going if I can. I have a few things brewing And if it doesn't happen, I did buy an ice cream van a while ago. So I always have that to fall back on.

Everything slows down with age, except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips.

A strong relationship is an honest relationship, and no honest relationship is all peaches and cream. Love is the key. Where love abides, anger is but a passing visitor.

They did interviews with my wife and daughter-they were genuinely in fear of me having a heart attack, working 20 hours a day, eating fast food.

If you like ice cream, why stop at one scoop? Have two, have three. Too much is never enough.

I don't put cream in any pasta noodles ever. I would use a little butter, but I don't ever use cream.

I always say whoever can figure out how to make ice cream healthy will be a gazillionaire.

There are two things I eat that I know I shouldn't: chocolate and ice cream. You only live once, so I am going to eat chocolate.

Life would be vanilla ice cream without 31 flavors of individuality.

My guiltiest pleasure is... chocolates with strawberry cream and trashy television - 'Geordie Shore,' 'Katie,' etc.

If you don't mind smelling like peanut butter for two or three days, peanut butter is darn good shaving cream.

Forget art. Put your trust in ice cream.

People say Cream gave birth to heavy metal. If that's so, we should have had an abortion.

It gets to be 2 a.m., and they hand you a bottle of whipped cream and some syrup and things start getting silly.

Do not arouse disdainful mind when you prepare a broth of wild grasses; do not arouse joyful mind when you prepare a fine cream soup.

The secret to scooping ice cream is all about the scooper. You have to dip it in water before and after every scoop. Then it just rolls off.

Every time I look into his eyes I just want to take the ice cream or whatever I've got in my hand and rub it into his face. That's how much I like him.

A pastry usually tastes better if it looks nice. A cream pastry, now that looks nice - in fact, there is nothing I mind as long as it looks nice.

You can show me some stick ice cream and I can tell you if it's good or not just looking at it.

I think all kids need snacks. Mine are fruit machines. I give them things like apple slices, berries and melon. Do I let them eat ice cream? Absolutely. But not every day.

White pants should be worn on two occasions: One, never. And two, if you're selling ice cream.

Power rises to the top like cream and dominates the weak with cruelty disguised as -- and often even believed to be -- benevolence.

You can pour melted ice cream on regular ice cream. It's like a sauce!

If you think of ice cream, it (Helvetica) is a cheap, nasty, supermarket brand made of water, substitutes and vegetable fats. The texture is wrong and it leaves a little bit of a funny aftertaste.

Never trust a skinny ice cream man.

Putting Windows [3.11] on top of DOS is like putting whipped cream on a road apple [horse poop].

One of the things I want to find out is where the hell are the WWE ice cream bars?!

I know I have to run 20 more minutes if I eat ice cream. Basically, I eat everything, but I just do more training.

The cream of enjoyment in this life is always impromptu. The chance walk; the unexpected visit; the unpremeditated journey; the unsought conversation or acquaintance.