Cricket Funny Quotes

Cricket Funny Quote of the day

A true batsman should in most of his strokes tell the truth about himself.

You might not think that's cricket, and it's not, it's motor racing.

That's what cricket's all about: two batsmen pitting their wits against one another

I lost my job as a cricket commentator for saying "I don't want to bore you with the details".

I've never got to the bottom of streaking

Collectively and individually fielding is largely a matter of thoughts and discipline.

I never play cricket. It requires one to assume such indecent postures.

A run is more difficult to make than no save, because batting is in its nature a far less certain and reliable thing than bowling and fielding.