Custard Quotes

Custard Quote of the day

Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.

We never make sport of religion, politics, race or mothers. A mother never gets hit with a custard pie. Mothers-in-law-yes. But mothers-never.

Trying to make things work in government is sometimes like trying to sew a button on a custard pie.

Bureaucrats: they are dead at 30 and buried at 60. They are like custard pies; you can't nail them to a wall.

Lord, you're Irish," said Will. "Can you make things that don't have potatoes in them? We had an Irish cook once when I was a boy. Potato pie, potato custard, potatoes with potato sauce.

When you're three, you're into custard, and jumping.

You eat, in dreams, the custard of the day.

I miss Manchester, especially the apple crumble and custard they served at Carrington after training.

The sinister nature of the American soil is apparent in places like Gettysburg. Fertilize it with the blood of heros, and it brings forth a frozen-custard stand.

God always has another custard pie up his sleeve.

A dressing is not a compote A dressing is not a custard It consists of pepper and salt, Vinegar, oil and mustard.

God's always got a custard pie up his sleeve.

Custard: A detestable substance produced by a malevolent conspiracy of the hen, the cow, and the cook.

And the bigger the fall, the bigger the joke. It would be better fun to throw a custard pie at a bishop than at a curate.

The movies were custard compared to politics.

Traditional British desserts with lots of custard are my biggest weakness - I particularly love the puds at St. John restaurant in East London.

Solo artists are generally totally insane. Elton John? Slightly eccentric. George Michael? He's mad as custard.

Martin, at my age, eroticism is reduced to enjoying caramel custard and looking at widows' necks.' - Senor Sempere.