Cynical Humor Quotes
Cynical Humor Quote of the day
It's weird, marriage. It's like this license that gives a person the legal right to control their spouse / their 'other half.
They tugged plans and ambitions out their as*es and held tight to the first that didn't smell so strongly of shit.
Children throw tantrums because they've imagined their 'father in heaven' does so. And because, their inherited religious book has, in written, shown them so.
Billions of years before twelve step groups, God committed shotgun suicide. Today wall scrapings share His gratitude stories.
Our town was known for two things--no, three: salted fish, expertly dyed fabrics, and corruption.
If by ‘foe’ you mean a brutal killer, then I suppose I’d fall into the ‘friend’ category, ” I replied cynically. “Although in your case, we may have to find a secret option number three.
I do not want to sound cynical or condescending, but your lips are moving, your mind unbending.
Just like you silly bums, I have a personal sky god. I bow to him, as you do to your airy-fairy sod. He prefers I call him Mr. NOT.
You still are? There go my plans! And the suit I had bought to attend your funeral. Well, well. Anyway, do call me up when you an't.
Of course I love you. For real. I will sure come and personally meet you myself. Just to make sure you're well. When is your funeral?
Breslin gives me his wise-teacher smile, which is kind and crinkly and would make me feel warm all over if I was dumber than a bag of hair.
Has anybody ever told you you’re a remarkably cynical person?”“I like to think of it as learning from experience.
It's nice to be able to do things for other people, isn't it?That's why it's fun to talk in the third person sometimes.
Do you know what happens when you play a country song backwards? You get your wife back, your dog back and your job back.