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I don't give a damn how you feel about me, I sip lean pure codeine and I don't give a damn what you say about me.

If you dare to struggle, you dare to win. If you dare not struggle, then damn it, you don't deserve to win.

What I have learned is that a whole lot of people with degrees don't know a damn thing, and a lot of people with no degrees are brilliant.

I bought a cactus. A week later it died. And I got depressed, because I thought, Damn. I am less nurturing than a desert.

Damn right I like the life I live, Cause I went from negative to positive.

There is no such thing as bad whiskey. Some whiskeys just happen to be better than others. But a man shouldn't fool with booze until he's fifty; then he's a damn fool if he doesn't.

It ain't that I'm too big to listen to the rumors, It's just that I'm too damn big to pay attention to 'em.

You will look into my eyes and you will know I am The Game and that I am that damn good!

I learned from a very young age that no one owes you anything and nobody's gonna give you a damn thing. But you can have anything you want, if you work hard enough for it.

Do you think I give a damn about your and your pathetic violin?

Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.

When I say or do something I do it, I don't give a damn what you think, I'm doing this for me.

Being Negative and Lazy is a disease that leads to pain, hardship, depression, poor health and failure. Be pro active, and give a damn to achieve success!

The sign of intelligence is that you are constantly wondering. Idiots are always dead sure about every damn thing they are doing in their life.

Sometimes, you don't realize what you have until you wake up and go 'Damn.'

Damn the rules, it's the feeling that counts.

Such delusions of grandeur to think that a God with a hundred billion galaxies on his mind would give a tuppenny damn who you sleep with, or indeed whether you believe in him.

All women are goddesses, and it's just a matter of letting that goddess-power shine - and if you don't try to be the biggest and baddest damn goddess you can be, you are selling yourself short.

I am not the biggest, I am not the strongest, but I am Damn sure the toughest!

We say grace and we say ma'am. If you ain't in to that, we don't give a damn.

Life is a gamble, we scramble for money, I might crack a smile, but ain't a damn thing funny.

Imma go to Starbucks in the morning for some coffee, if it ain't no girls there i won't buy no damn coffee!

I have not lived as a woman. I have lived as a man. I've just done what I damn well wanted to, and I've made enough money to support myself, and ain't afraid of being alone

I dressed my maids as Amazons and rode bare-breasted halfway to Damascus. Louis had a seizure and I damn near died of windburn...but the troops were dazzled!

Lawyers are like beavers: They get in the mainstream and damn it up.

When I split an infinitive, God damn it, I split it so it stays split.

Old breed? New breed? There's not a damn bit of difference so long as it's the Marine breed.

I no have education. I have inspiration. If I was educated I would be a damn fool.

Where did all these damn Indians come from?

I am disillusioned enough to know that no man's opinion on any subject is worth a damn unless backed up with enough genuine information to make him really know what he's talking about.

The best friends you will ever have are the ones who don't make you feel like you owe them a damn thing.

Just like the Alamo, somebody damn well needed to go to their aid. Well, by God, I'm going to Viet Nam's aid!

I've got a Championship game to play and I'm excited about the opportunity of my damn strong football team to play in it.

Damn it all you can't have the crown of thorns and the thirty pieces of silver.

Most people, when they reach a certain age, let down and talk about what they used to do. Well, who gives a damn about what you used to do? It's what you're doing now.

When I'm old and gray, I want to have a house by the sea. And paint. With a lot of wonderful chums, good music, and booze around. And a damn good kitchen to cook in.

I don't know much about Americanism, but it's a damn good word with which to carry an election.

I won't go to Hell for swearing because I repent too damn fast!

I have stood your meanness as long as I intend to. You have played the part of a damn scoundrel, and if you were any part of a man I would slap your jaws and force you to resent it.

Practice like it means everything in the world to you. Perform like you don't give a damn.

There's 5 levels of fatness! Fluffy is one of the levels. There's big, healthy, husky, fluffy and damn.

Some people like what you do, some people hate what you do, but most people simply don't give a damn.

I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way.

Damn it, nobody knows what is beautiful and what is not. They do not understand new things.

If you let people into your life a little bit, they can be pretty damn amazing.

If I could start my life all over again, I would be a professional football player, and you damn well better believe I would be a Pittsburgh Steeler.

A theory that you can't explain to a bartender is probably no damn good.

Advice to children crossing the street: damn the lights. Watch the cars. The lights ain't never killed nobody.

It's a disease. Nobody thinks or feels or cares any more; nobody gets excited or believes in anything except their own comfortable little God damn mediocrity.

Any damn fool can navigate the world sober. It takes a really good sailor to do it drunk.