Damn Quotes

Well, I've lost my wife. I've lost my job. I've lost 20 MINUTES OF MY LIFE! Damn the decaf.

Only I could drink a thousand drinks and never forget a damn thing. I would just remember every detail of the thousand drinks down to the shapes of the ice cubes.

Bow to nothing, son. I make mistakes as well as any man. If you think me wrong, be so good as to damn well say so.

Writing is such a damn lonely sickness.

Imagine Jon Stewart if he gave a damn. He's like Howard Zinn after 12 beers.

The Spurs couldn't put everything aside and just play the damn game.

Don King is a damn sleezebag. King is nothing but a strong-arm man. He has taken his gangsterism and put it into boxing.

It's like, 'Wow. Yes, I had fun... but damn, was it really all worth it when I'm in a wheelchair at the age of 45 and can't play with my grandkids?'

Damn, tell me where did all the magic go? I followed the rules and told you everything you had to know

Damn where my roof just go? Top slipped off like Janet at the Super Bowl.

Damn where my roof just go, I'm somebody that you should know Get to shakin somethin cause that's what Drama produced it fo'

Let's just say it was damn hard [to make the Hangover]. I've got the bumps and bruises to show for it. It's funny because things that don't even look that bad on screen were still extremely painful.

Because that's what narcissism is all about; looking in the mirror everyday and thinking 'Damn, I'd like to shag myself.'

My parents professed to believe in God, but I rarely heard his name mentioned unattached to 'damn' or 'sakes' or 'willing.

My Aunt Ida at age eighty-three: 'Yeah,' she said, 'I'll be dead pretty soon. And frankly, I don't give a damn.'

Appearance versus reality? Appearance is reality, God damn it!

Live now; be damn'd hereafter.

I am determined to make the most of this life that I have, damn it - it's that kind of stubbornness I think we all need more of.

No tears to damn you when jealousy burns.

install me in any profession Save this damn'd profession of writing, where one needs one's brains all the time.

Damn it all, it's the first duty of a soldier - it's the first duty of all Englishmen - to be able to tell a good lie in answer to a charge.

I believe with the best of who I am in God, but I sometimes think if anybody would watch me and [they] didn't believe a damn thing, they would have a very hard time deciding which of us is which.

I'm much too young to feel this damn old.

If countries were named after the words you first hear when you go there, England would have to be called Damn It.

The hardest thing about a musical is making sure everybody is working on the same damn show. That is the monster.

Bush, Sharon, Blair and Rice are names that history will damn.

Outwit, outlast, outplay. It's the tagline for the television show Survivor and it's damn near what presidenting is like, too.

You can’t trust those damn Catholics.

Who gives a damn about being remembered? That's really for amateurs.

Do you know anybody under 25 that gives a damn whether you marry a man if you're a man or if you marry a woman if you're a woman? No.

Pale ink is better than the most retentive memory. If it's written down, you can look it up. Just be damn sure you write it down.

Politics is like roller skating. You go partly where you want to go, and partly where the damn things take you.

And I don't give a damn about a greenback dollarSpend it fast as I can for a wailin' song and a good guitarThe only things that I understand, oh yeah.

LA runs on optimism, enthusiasm and flattery. I think you can go a little bit crazy... It's just too damn sunny in every dimension - weatherwise, socially and professionally.

Ultimately, I know what I'm doing and why I'm doing it. I'm trying to be a construction worker. I'm trying to make things. If people are not interested in that, fine. I just don't give a damn.

As hard as you try and create narratives about sports, once the ball is in the air, there's not a damn thing you can do about it, it's just very real.

That's what I am; I'm a drip. You still get hydrated, you still get your nutrients, just a little at a damn time.

Damn! This flight attendant treating us like we won these first class tickets in a contest.

I'm nice with damn kids, man. Kids love me. I can bounce back and forth. I can discipline kids and I can get into the mind of a kid.

I swore I'd be in Chicago tomorrow, and made sure of that, taking a bus to Chicago, spending most of my money, and didn't give a damn, just as long as I'd be in Chicago tomorrow.

Hardest emotion? They're all pretty damn hard; I don't know really if there's one specifically, but I do think, I don't know what's happening or what I'm feeling when I'm actually listening.

To write a damn good thriller, you need a killer attitude.

I don't want to die. Damn death. Long live life.

No male can beat a female in the long run because they have it over us in sheer, damn longevity.

Sometimes you think you know things, know things very deeply, only to realize you don't know a damn thing.

Basically, what happened was, I had moved out to Los Angeles, I was pretty damn lazy and I put on some pounds.

Open up your plans and damn you're free!

I mean, the Lakers are pretty damn Hollywood.

The cultural insistence that parenting is the 'most important' job in the world is a smart way to satiate unappreciated women without doing a damn thing for them.

Excuse me, guess I've mistaken you for somebody else, somebody who gave a damn, somebody more like myself.