Damn Quotes

The best number for a dinner party is two; myself and a damn good head waiter.

You go out with a girl you used to date, she looks so damn good, and then at a certain point you say, Boy, now I remember. I know why I left!

Why does the UN need to raise money for ebola? Can't the gov just print the damn dollars themselves and get this done already.

Damn description, it is always disgusting.

Something smells fishy and they say it's you, all I know is that you made it with the whole damn crew.

One will never get any more than he thinks he can get. YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES. Look back and see your progress - damn the torpedo, full speed ahead!

If a girl looks swell when she meets you, who gives a damn if she's late? Nobody.

Hard work is damn near as overrated as monogamy.

We love kitties, gawd bless their little whiskers, and we don't give a damn whether they or we are superior or inferior! They're confounded pretty, and that's all we know and all we need to know!

In verse one can take any damn constant one likes, one can alliterate, or assone, or rhyme, or quant, or smack, only one MUST leave the other elements irregular.

I mean people up here aren't stupid, I'm lower gene pool and I kind of sit in amazement at watching some of them because they are pretty damn smart.

I am damn good. I am doing all this for Egypt and nothing else. I reject 70 per cent of media interviews while these people who accuse me are running after them.

Available light is any damn light that is available!

Instead of seeing depression as a dysfunction, it is a functioning phenomenon. It stops you cold, sets you down, makes you damn miserable.

I believe some people are just too damn smart to write fiction.

It's a damn shame we have this immediate ticking off in the mind about how people sound. On the other hand, how many people really want to be operated upon by a surgeon who talks broad cockney?

Black folks never bungie jump. That's too much like lynching for us. I'm gonna let you tie a rope around me and push me off a bridge? You must be out your damn mind.

I'm a bad woman, but I'm damn good company.

One day a whole damn song fell into place in my head.

Privacy is something I have come to respect. I think when I was younger I wanted to tell everybody everything, because I thought I was so damn interesting. Then I heard the snoring.

Our strength is in our dreams, and those who do not dare to dream damn themselves.

You would not believe how loose this car is for two laps after the green. Then, just like that, it's back to how it was before. But, those first few laps, damn, it's loose! JUNIOR NO LIKEY!

Life is generally pretty damn amazing if you let it be.

If the show sucks, I ain't happy. If the show is damn good, I'm very happy.

I'll be bossy and damn proud! Banning words, please. Try banning the system that produces polices that promote inequity.

Outwork the bullshit. That means nothing can rattle you when your conditions are set. And the way you set those conditions is by working damn hard.

It was hell to go through what I went through. I didn't know I had so many friends. Many people gave a damn about my situation. They helped cure me.

I ain't Mary, so ain't a damn thing Poppin'.

Critics kind never mind! Critics flatter no matter! Critics blame all the same! Do your best damn the rest!

I don't give a damn what other people think. It's entirely their own business. I'm not writing for other people.

And any man who knows a thing, knows he knows not a damn, damn thing at all.

Everything in life has a price on it - there ain't a damn thing free in America, and football has got a price on it.

Football was never my life. The guys [and] the relationships were my life. I have an ability to relate to damn near everybody.

Damn I really did it. I blew the first words on the moon, didn't I?

The trick is, as I know it, is to care like hell and not give a damn at the same time.

In engineering, people have a big margin of safety. But in the financial world, people don't give a damn about safety. They let it balloon and balloon and balloon. It's aided by false accounting.

I have always hated that damn James Bond. I'd like to kill him.

That's why I got a new dumb thing moving through the streets Got a new condo moving to the beach Heard Nicki just bought a brand new crib Got damn man she's beauty and the beast

We need more money for schools. We need more money for the kids. Ever think maybe the damn kids aren't worth it?

You get all excited to give her the ring, and it's real emotional, and you give it to her, and she cries. And a second later, you're like, 'Damn, I could have had a car.'

Great sermon helped me to reflect on scape goats, forgiveness, revenge and the messiness of community. .. where I referenced this sermon. Thanks! Keep preaching the damn Gospel!

Sigmund Freud was a novelist with a scientific background. He just didn't know he was a novelist. All those damn psychiatrists after him, they didn't know he was a novelist either.

Big dreams are so damn tiring.

Everything I do is going to be gangsta rap, street based, street oriented... I'm from Gary, Indiana, and everybody's damn near at the poverty level.

You know it's love when you want to give joy and damn the consequences.

The only reason they're out there is to see me fall into the damn orchestra pit.

The man who is always worrying about whether or not his soul would be damned generally has a soul that isn't worth a damn.

We’re damn lucky to have our bodies, these strange, multi-functional machines, that let us leave our legacy on the planet.

This is a revolution, damn it! We're going to have to offend somebody!

Just keep following your damn dreams, it just costs a lot of damn money. I'm broke, but I have a dream.