Dark Humor Quotes
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Drive-Thru McDonalds was more expensive than I thought...once you've hired the car...
I envy people that know love. That have someone who takes them as they are.
There's always this weird dark humor within a lot of Depeche Mode songs that people miss, tongue-in-cheek and also very British.
It's better to be loved than feared, but if you can't be loved, then fear will do.-Dino quoting Machiavelli
I've committed to nothing...and that's just suicide...by tiny, tiny increments.
While art thrives on the blazing colours of scandal, literature blossoms on the dark soil of tragedy.
You may be married to a star, but that doesn't mean they'll treat you like one.
I'm a pretty tenacious person; I get that from my mom. So sometimes, I use dark humor. I can't take myself too seriously.
That dark humor has always been a part of what I've done. It's always been somewhat tongue-in-cheek.
I want to make sure I remember what real ugly is. I might want to tell my grandchildren someday.
I persuaded him to throw the dirk away and it was as easy as persuading a child to give up some bright fresh new way of killing itself.
All I did was offer to kill your dog, and the next thing I know I’m being judged.
It's amazing what the discovery of a corpse can do for one's spirits.
On a supra human level, yeah, I got That Which Is. Yet on a simple human level, rare are times when either my left or my right foot is not in some kind of shit.
Sow a thought and reap an action, sow an action and reap a habit, sow a habit and reap a destiny - John Cleaver
It doesn’t matter what other people think when you’re right - John Cleaver
Perhaps I should just bury myself and become a diamond after thousands of years of intense pressure
He comes.And he comesloadedwith noise pollution.If I ever prayed for anything, it was for a manto shut up.
In the end, we all die for what we believe in... mostly because we all die.
In the moments between bullets, those in foxholes regain their vision. They get to count the dead, feel for holes. Pain creeps through a sluice of calm.
Heart condition? That’s rich. I guess you can call a heart not beating a condition.-PJ
...do you have someone you can stay with? Hell, stay with your mother. The Pentagon doesn’t have the security system she’s g
Are you entirely sure of that knot?' asked Morveer. 'There is no place in the plan for a lengthy drop'.'Twenty-eight strides', said Friendly.'What?''The drop'.A brief pause, 'That is not helpful'.
Nevertheless, he had, on a certain star-lit evening, said wonderingly and quite reverently: "Deh moon looks like hell, don't it?
Well, fame is a drug and when you take it away from an addict, things can get ugly.
School never teaches you about this mangled human slime, it slays me. You spend all your time learning the capital of Surinam while these retards carve their initials in your back.
There is a moment of sheer panic when I realize that Paul's apartment overlooks the park... and is obviously more expensive than mine.
If you want to convince a criminal to see things your way, start by seeing things theirs.
You are so beautiful, I could eat you, ” he said.And it was true. Her smile was as intoxicating as the wine.And he could eat her.
Terry loved candlelight dinners and red wine. It was a nice contrast from work.And killing people.
I felt the human disease that is ignorance suddenly leave my body. Just like that. Like a hot, desperate piss after a long car ride.
Francis Ford Coppola - A man climbs a mountain and they call him a hero. I climb mountains that aren't even there.