Dark Humour Quotes

Dark Humour Quote of the day

I like someone with a really good and dark sense of humour.

If you removed all the arteries, veins, & capillaries from a person’s body, and tied them end-to-end…the person will die.

You will suffer, son of Hades!’ What else is new? Nico thought.

How was your afternoon?"“No one died, so it was a big improvement on my morning.

If you have seen darkness, you will appreciate the dawn of light.

Moreover, man carries in his heart the desire always to wield his scientific knowledge in service of the greater good. He would of course never use it for destructive purposes. Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! ...

The light and the stars guide my way.

Knives are sharp, but are equally confusing.

If the US is a human melting pot, then Eastern Europe is a scrap yard.

I knew today was gonna be bad, but I never got close to this

It’s not easy to be God.

My wife was saying to me just the other day how she's noticed a spring in my step lately. That was because I thought you were gone forever.' 'I missed you too, Thurid.

He liked murder. Murder and long walks had been two of his favorite things when he was younger.