Dating Quotes

Psychotics, say what you want about them, tend to make the first move.

It kind of struck me how great it would be to go out with a guy that size. And if you, you know, got tired of dating him, you could always use him as a house or something.

It was one thing to snuggle a little when the world seemed about to end, and quite another to explain to her parents that she wanted to date an ancient magical horse.

Cheaters never prosper. (Because they suck.)

Why does everyone think a guy who prefers love to people is missing something in his life?

My theory about Taylor Swift is that she's a virgin, that everyone breaks up with her because they date her for two weeks and she's like, 'I'm not gonna do it'.

Really, The smart thing to do was to stop dating and get a cat.

It's so funny - my mom when I am dating someone new, all she will get is the name, first and last, and within an hour, I will get an entire life report of the person.

Guys are so transparent most of the time. Unless, of course, they're dating you, in which case they are utter mysteries.

The only thing worse than dating a single mom is dating a single mom that won't put out.

In the history of life, no good news has followed that sentence ["We have to talk."].

When you get older and you start dating, I want you to be able to say one thing, 'I made a hook.'

Maybe you should call him,' Simon suggested, trying not to think too hard about how weird it was to be giving a demon hunter advice about possibly dating a warlock.

OR am I the only warlock you know?" "No... but you are the only warlock we know who happens to dating a friend of ours.

She abounds with lucious faults.

Me and crazy Janey were making love in the dirt singing our birthday songs.

I dont talk about who Im dating because when you break up, you wind up reliving it in the media.

With cinema, one of the great lies dating back to its origin was "It's just entertainment! It doesn't make any impact" Like the great Samuel Goldwyn said, "If you've got a message, send a telegram."

I was down in the sewer with some little lover.

Have love for your friend up to a limit for it is possible he may turn into your enemy some day; and hate your enemy up to a limit for it is possible he may turn into your friend some day.

Neither a Fortress nor a Maidenhead will hold out long after they begin to parley.

I'm a relationship girl, I like relationships, so I just miss being in one and chilling. And not dating.

It's not a date. We're just agreeing to eat at the same table.

I've never done online dating.

Whether they yield or refuse, it delights women to have been asked.

The Jonas Brothers are all sweet. They're so amazing to me. They've become really good friends of mine, but I'm not dating any of them.

It's a date," Leo repeats, and we shake on it.Leo's mother sticks her head in the door. "You guys are too young to be dating!" "Mom!"Leo cries,turning bright red.

My daughter's mother and I are no longer dating, and the people I'm most likely to date are those around me, who are athletes.

After a golfer has been out on the circuit for a while he learns how to handle his dating so that it doesn't interfere with his golf. The first rule usually is no woman-chasing after Wednesday.

Bill Clinton is a man who thinks international affairs means dating a girl from out of town.

The students were staring at her in the manner of those who have heard of the species 'female' but have never expected to get this close to one.

Dating black women will ruin your life

I feel like my dating life has become a national pastime, and Im not comfortable providing that entertainment anymore.

One of my best friends is dating my other best friend, Lena!

I'm not interested in serial dating; I'd honestly rather be single.

As long as they're not still living with their parents, [dating younger men] could be viable.

I can barely even run a computer. God knows what I'd get on online dating. I'd get something that was subhuman or something.

He drove me home in the van, complaining, 'Women only like me for my mind'.

Dating a older woman- hot" Emmet Cullen

I was thrown into the fashion world, dating models - and you'd read about me dating a new starlet every month. That's just where my life was. But I've grown up a lot.

I don't want to date someone who the whole world knows. Obviously, there are guys you look at and are like, 'Aww yeah, nice,' but I definitely have an anti-celebrity dating thing.

Let's have an honest conversation about what's going on. A man and a man at a bar looks like mentoring. A man and a woman at a bar looks like dating.

Do Mom and Dad know you’re dating a homicidal lunatic? (Madaug) No, and if you tell them, I’ll superglue your fingertips to your keyboard. (Eric)

Caleb could be so testy for no known reason. At times, it was like dating a woman with irritable bowel syndrome. Or rabies.

I won't talk about who I'm dating. Because it's dumb. It leads to nowhere good. I let everybody else in the media do that for me. It takes the responsibility off my shoulders!

I had a date with an inflatable girl. Now I got an inflatable guy looking for me.

I unfolded the note, and it took me a few seconds to decipher Adrian’s writing. If he did write me a dating proposal, I really hoped he would type it.

Dating is tricky these days. Everyone plays by different dating rules, so don't assume anything.

Gentlemen always seem to remember blondes.

Could she *be* anymore out of my league?