Dating Quotes

I, Anita Blake, scourge of the undead-the human with more vampire kills than any other vampire executioner in the country-was dating a vampire. It was poetically ironic.

Not dating is a choice, not a failure.

Keep dating and you will become so sick, so badly crippled, so deformed, so emotionally warped and mentally defective that you will marry anybody.

No, really, Ronnie, it's good to share information when you know someone else is dating the lunarly challenged.

sometimes I was so bored that I started arguments just to experience the rush of almost losing him.

When it comes to dating, you're not as crazy as you think you are.

I want people to understand and recognize that when it comes to dating, you're not as crazy as you think you are. Everyone needs love. We need it like air or water. We just don't know how to get it.

But one thing I have to say about Darcy and dating is this: she never blew us off for a guy. She always put her friends first- which is an amazing thing for a high school girl to do.

In my beach shack, we'll be alone. In my beach shack, I'll make you feel at home.

marriage is like money - seem to want it, and you never get it.

I have a best friend that has been in a relationship for five years, they just broke up and now she is dating one of his best friends and [it] ruined everything. I have dated best friends.

I dated around some, but I've always been a serial monogamist. I don't know how people date around a lot, and not want to stab themselves in the face with a sharp object.

Text is, in some ways, on the way out, unfortunately. There are dating sites now that are just pictures.

Could you imagine the way I felt, I couldn't unfasten her safety belt. All the way home I held a grudge, for the safety belt that wouldn't budge.

He works at the kennel with Nana," Ben piped up. "And I think him and Mom are dating." At that, a stillness fell over a throng of admirers, punctuated by a few uncomfortable coughs.

Womankind suffers from three delusions: marriage will reform a man, a rejected lover is heartbroken for life, and if the other women were only out of the way, he would come back.

Last guy I was interested in turned out to be an incestuous necrophiliac," she said. "So no, not currently dating, and definitely not doing any more shopping in the 'sociopath' category

The U.S. prostitutes are fighting with everybody, shooting at everybody. It's like dating a gangbanger.

I'm not really satisfied with anything I have written to date.

I think the whole concept of dating is deeply flawed, so maybe it's a good thing to be undateable. There's a difference between being unlovable and undateable.

I'm dating somebody. I am enjoying it very much, and having a really nice time at the moment. I'm very happy.

I miss dating only for that final moment you kiss goodnight, watch her get out of your car and run into the police station.

The problem with dating a model is they won't go out with you if your cars color doesn't match their outfit.

Any guy that refers to dating women as the hunt or being on the prowl should be evaluated for a number of conditions.

If you live far away from a person you no longer want to date just let them know that they are geographically undesirable.

In an age where the lowered eyelid is just a sign of fatigue, the delicate game of love is pining away. Freud and flirtation are poor companions.

Our early dating life consisted of trying to figure out whether we were dating.

I knew dating the son of Satan would turn out badly

Dating means doing a lot of fun things you will never do again if you get married. The fun stops with marriage because you're trying to save money for when you split up your property.

I'm of the belief that dating "potential" is almost always an exercise in frustration.

I take a benign view of digital connectedness. I notice in most young people's lives, Facebook and such doesn't replace normal dating or hanging out, it just facilitates it.

[On the Dating Handbook] 'With a telescope, some munchies, and a warm blanket, watch for Halley's comet.' Yeah. I like that. There's no time limit. Just sit there and grow old together.

Have you seen a copy of Tax Tips for Billionaires?

Asked by reporters about his upcoming marriage to a forty-two-year-old woman, director Roman Polanski told reporters, 'The way I look at it, she's the equivalent of three fourteen-year-olds.'

We didn't realize it at the time, but the release date, the ad campaign and the poster are so important.

Dating a white girl is like dating a black girl if she were really passive-agressive.

Is it a bad sign when you see the person you're dating and get the same feeling as if you just saw police lights in you're rear view mirror?

But when you started dating someone, you could never be sure what you were getting into. You had to give someone a chance to show you who he really was . . . and believe him when he did.

While there may have once been a stigma to making money, high-earning women actually have an advantage in the dating-and-marriage market.

Is it a bad sign when someone asks you about the person your dating and a tear falls from your eye as you leap into oncoming traffic?

You have the attention span of a large bug, and yet I don't feel good enough about myself to not date you.

Dating is great unless you don't like horrible awkwardness, lying, and a deep foreboding sense of disappointment that never goes away.

A lot of people wouldn't feel miserable in this environment. A lot of people aren't dating my girlfriend.

If Ivanka weren't my daughter, perhaps I'd be dating her.

I have no-fail chemistry. A guy turns me on, he's the wrong one for me.

He was the only boy I'd found worth dating in God knows how many schools. I mean, ever since he'd been bitten by a werwulf he'd been rock-steady. The best thing about this totally effed-up situation.

Dating is about grand romantic gestures that mean little over the long term. Marriage is about small acts of kindness that bond you over a lifetime.

Once you decide not to worry about that stuff anymore, dating and relationships and love and all that, it's like you're free to get on with real life.

When it comes to dating, Im straightforward and traditional with a twist.

All of the directors I work with have their own unique gifts. My particular segment deals with online dating. It's a very interesting take on it, and a great observation of what goes on there.