Dave Quotes

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Dave Rudabaugh is an ignorant scoundrel! I disapprove of his very existence. I considered ending it myself on several occasions but self-control got the better of me.

Dave! Relax! Close your buttcheeks!

Lots of people call me Dave, my mum calls me David, my wife calls me Dave, I don't really notice what people call me.

I'll lean on you and you lean on me and we'll be okay.

Dave Mackay was the kind of footballer that legends are built around. He was simply the greatest - tough as teak on the pitch and a real gentleman off it.

Turns out, not where, but who you're with that really matters.

I am who I am because of Dave Matthews Band

At the moment I really love listening to the Dave Matthews Band.

Phish and Dave Matthews really know their audiences and really treat them well.

It is tough to say what has influenced me the most because I know that Mozart makes me think better, but you cannot beat Dave Matthews for feeling good!

When I was in high school, The Dave Matthews Band was a local band, and that was the first time I was starting to connect with a live band that was something that wasn't on the radio or TV.

The voice in my head has a stutter, and that's really annoying. D-D-D-Dave Dave. What? K-K-K-Kill your p-p-p-parents. L-L-L-Loa... Write it down!

If I were sitting down with George Steinbrenner (to discuss a salary) and based on what Dave Winfield got for his statistics, I'd have to say, 'George, you and I are about to become partners.'

We vote to leave, we get rid of this Prime Minister - dishonest Dave [Cameron] - and we get a better Prime Minister.

I didn't know anything about it, I swear. Nor did Dave Bassett. We were sitting there saying 'What's happening here?'. It is frightening. A nightmare.

Dave couldn't remember the last time a grownup had apologized to him.

Dave [Holland] plays the way he wants to play. And it's usually what's needed. You know, Dave is such a deep thinker. You can't tell him too much, else it might spoil his spirit, you know.

Work is a surefire money-making scheme.

My favorite of my books is DAVE AT NIGHT, because it's loosely based on my father's childhood in an orphanage.

Only one of us would usually sing lead. Which most of the time was, Mickey or Dave. They thought it was perfectly a natural routine, because Mickey and Dave saw themselves as TV actors.

I am a still friend with Dave Crosby, he's a weird duck but I like him a lot.

We used to get on planes, and they'd ask who we were, and we'd say, 'The Dave Brubeck Quartet', and they'd say, 'Who?' In later years they'd say, 'Oh', which amounts to the same thing.

I like Daughtry, I like Nickelback, I like Dave Matthews. I like Beyonce - she's a really good entertainer.

I think I failed miserably on NewsRadio. I was very nervous because of the caliber of the cast - especially Dave Foley - so I think I did a terrible job.

Somebody asked me the question not too long ago: 'Dave, do you think the music business has turned corrupt.' I said: 'Absolutely not - it has always been corrupt.'

I think Junior is certainly a science fiction premise as is Twins, as is Dave, beyond Ghostbusters.

I know Dave [Attel] and we're friendly, and I have nothing but respect for him.

At the end of the day, I want to be part of the same conversation as Chris Rock, Eddie Murphy, Dave Chappelle, Bill Cosby and Richard Pryor.

Because my work discusses feminism and disapproves of feminism, it is important from the leftist standpoint to destroy Dave Sim as an individual and to ignore his work.

I watched my mother waste her life on housework and swore I'd never do that. Dave does the cooking.

I'm Dave Chappelle and I'm a chronic masturbator.

Dave Herman as Michael Bolton is one of my favorite performances ever.

I'm in a mood, Dave. A bad mood, a very bad mood! I was fired from my ice cream truck job today! No more Fudgicles!

If I could tour with anyone, I'd go with either Maroon 5, or Dave Matthews. No lets go with Sting, he will be my all time favorite...wait no I want to go on tour with the Police.

Dave played an important part in our growing, but change occurs.

Dave thought he was bigger than Van Halen the band. So there was this catfight going on for 10 years.

Dave was great in Van Halen. No question about it. He was one of the best at being Mr. Rock Star. But it's sickening to see a guy still trying to be that with a wig on 20 years later.

Dave Jones got to the final last year and lost in the semi-final this year, so progress has definitely been made

But as far as being popular, yeah, I think Dave Barry is really funny.

You and me have a better time than most can dream of, better than the best.

I love funny people. I met and became friends with some of the funniest people ever. Gilda Radner, bless her soul; Martin Short; Dave Thomas; Eugene Levy.

My teenage years were spent trying to look like Rod Stewart - I ended up looking like Dave Hill from Slade.

I love everything from country to alternative to Blink-182 and 90s music to Dave Matthews.

Oh no. I've just accidently paid a visit to the cakeshop of love. I haven't put back my Italian cakey, but I have accidentally picked up a Dave the Tart.

I was a big Dave Winfield guy growing up.

Dave Frank is one of the few people that can REALLY play!

I like Dave Grohl, I guess he's a little newer. It makes you shake, it's uppity and spirited.

I wonder if Dave Bearden still dislikes me.

I would love to interview Dave Grohl. I just think he's an amazing musician, and I grew up listening to Nirvana, so I have so many questions about that.

Katie commented that Americans had lost the ability to enjoy themselves. "We watch television," Dave said.