Dentist Quotes

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I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie.

To the person with a toothache, even if the world is tottering, there is nothing more important than a visit to a dentist.

Never open your mouth,unless you're in the dentist chair

Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.

Faced with the choice of enduring a bad toothache or going to the dentist, we generally tried to ride out the bad tooth.

Photographers, along with dentists, are the two professions never satisfied with what they do. Every dentist would like to be a doctor and inside every photographer is a painter trying to get out.

If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist's office would be full of luminous ideas.

I went to the dentist. He said "Say Aaah." I said "Why?" He said "My dog's died."

A gynecologist is the dentist for the downstairs mouth.

I didn't want to be an actress. I wanted to be a dentist, but you never know what life will bring you.

But I can also write in crappy motel rooms, while standing in line, or sitting in the dentist's chair.

Bluntly put, there's no chance that your doctor, dentist, or attorney is a high-school dropout. Your stockbroker, however, just might be.

My father would tell anyone who would listen that this dentist thing he was doing was not his passion; cinematography was.

I am keeping with tradition today. After I learned of my Golden Globe nomination, I went to the dentist, so today, let's make it the orthodontist.

A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth.

Put you energy into music. If it fails you, you can become an accountant or a dentist. And then if you become a dentist or an accountant, it's too late to become a musician afterwards.

It doesn't really matter whether you grip the arms of the dentist's chair or let your hands lie in your lap. The drill drills on.

No, my friend, I am not drunk. I have just been to the dentist, and need not return for another six months! Is it not the most beautiful thought? --Poirot

One of my sensory problems was hearing sensitivity, where certain loud noises, such as a school bell, hurt my ears. It sounded like a dentist drill going through my ears.

The thing about a cavity search is this: it has nothing to do with the dentist.

I told my dentist I want a tooth to match the others. He gave my one with four cavities.

Most people do not go to the dentist until they have a toothache; most societies do not reform abuses until the victims begin to make life uncomfortable for others.

I guess I'm not a professional's professional. I think I'd rather go to the dentist than play a practice round.

For almost anyone who chooses to be a writer, since so very few writers are able to learn a living from their work that is equivalent to the living earned by the average dentist or accountant.

There are three proven rules for good teeth: brush after every meal; see your dentist twice a year; and mind your own business.

Now, most dentist's chairs go up and down, don't they? The one I was in went back and forwards. I thought 'This is unusual'. And the dentist said to me 'Mr Vine, get out of the filing cabinet.

Believe me, you have to have a certain confidence in your powers of descretion to let a dentist loose with a drill in your mouth less than an hour after you've...um...entertained his wife.

As the saying goes, Bruce Jenner is a millionaire, and Mark Spitz is a dentist. It's the wrong sport.

We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist.

Dentists, lawyers, doctors are all a bunch of thieving bastards.

You know it's time to start using mouthwash when your dentist leaves the room and sends in a canary.

Dentist: a prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coin out of your pocket.

If God hadn't meant for us to eat sugar, he wouldn't have invented dentists.

The first time that she spread her legs for him it had been like opening her jaws for the dentist.

I always think politicians and even my dentist have more egos than actors.

My dentist said to me the other day: I've enough problems in my life, so why should I see your films?

My dear Algy, you talk exactly as if you were a dentist. It is very vulgar to talk like a dentist when one isn't a dentist. It produces false impression

I'd rather go to the dentist... but I'm going.

I am lucky: I have fantastic doctors and a fantastic dentist.

I'm like the guy who prepares your taxes or a dentist. I'm very conservative and boring in a lot of ways.

You can't say I'm going to become a painter in the same way you say I'm going to become a dentist. Or maybe you can nowadays. But it's an endeavor.

I am not interested in the ephemeral - such subjects as the adulteries of dentists. I am interested in those things that repeat and repeat and repeat in the lives of the millions.

Never plan a picnic' Father said. 'Plan a dinner, yes, or a house, or a budget, or an appointment with the dentist, but never, never plan a picnic.

My brain and my heart are really important to me. I don't know why I wouldn't seek help to have those things be as healthy as my teeth. I go to the dentist. So why wouldn't I go to a shrink?

I still get the kids to the doctor and dentist and plan their play dates and buy their clothes.

Trips to the dentist - I like to postpone that kind of thing.

Where does the dentist go when he leaves the room?

I've got a good shepherd; you've got a sadistic dentist.

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Waiting in line for something mundane is very boring. Waiting for my doctor to see me and waiting for my dentist to see me, yes, that is boring.