Department Quotes

Two drinks a day. Two drinks a day. TWO DRINKS A DAY! It doesn't work! Not when you want eleven, and not when you start shopping for wine glasses in the vase department at Bloomingdales.

I've realized that I can't multitask in the writing department; I can only kind of do one thing at a time.

My son has autism, and I founded the government relations department at Autism Speaks.

The miracle of modern science. The LEP pours millions into your department, Foaly, and all you can do is send Mud Boys to the toilet.

I'm not going to let people who work in the United States Department of Justice have their characters be assailed without any basis.

Operation Fast and Furious was flawed in concept and flawed in execution. The tactics used in this operation violate Department of Justice policy and should never have been used.

I was never concretely aware of the extent of anti-Semitism in the United States and in the upper levels of the State Department.

Dealing with the State Department is like watching an elephant become pregnant.

If a cream can give you confidence then you really have to check your whole confidence department in the first place.

You know, I lose patience really easily; I'd rather shop in the grocery store than in the department store. I can pick an apple like nobody's business.

Collaborate, don't dictate. Every department head has something to offer. Listen and gratefully accept their offerings. They're moviemakers, too.

When you're managing an emergency department, you're trying to keep everybody calm, so when an emergency comes in the door, everyone can do their best work.

My department is to get actors to do stuff.

I wouldn't say it's a split. It's a difference of emphasis. It does exist between, I would say, the State Department and the Defense Department.

Left to its own devices, the State Department machinery tends toward inertia rather than creativity; it is always on the verge of turning itself into an enormous cable machine.

I'm in charge of the State Department's 60,000-plus people all over the world, 275 posts.

I took the unprecedented step of asking that the State Department make all my work-related emails public for everyone to see.

You [Hillary Clinton] ran the State Department, $6 billion was either stolen. They don't know. It's gone, $6 billion.

I want a strong military. But I do not believe, among other things, that without an audit, we should be throwing tens of billions of dollars more into the Department of Defense.

I began a conversation with the heads of our esteemed department of political science, and instantly I concluded, 'Hopelessly incompetent!

Let's face it, the great comedians now that are handicapped in the looks department are tremendous writers.

I won from Mr. Jeffries because I outclassed him in every department of the fighting game. Before I entered the ring I was certain I would be the victor. I never changed my mind at any time.

If the director of the department doesn't even know what the privacy policy is, we are in trouble.

I think money isn't any good sitting around, so I spend some time in the shoe department at Saks.

The New York Police Department says Iran has conducted surveillance inside New York City. They say Iranian operatives are using special mobile surveillance units. I believe they're called taxi cabs.

Michele Bachmann said that if she is elected president, she would consider eliminating the Department of Education because "the states could do a gooder job.

My father is an economist who specialized in foreign food policy, and my mother worked for AID, a branch of the State Department, so food in regards to world affairs was talked about a lot.

I entered the Physics Department in 1950, receiving a Master's degree in 1953 and a Ph.D. in 1956. It is difficult to convey the sense of excitement that pervaded the Department at that time.

Being against the military because you are against war is like being against the Fire Department because you are against fire.

The Department of Agriculture announced that it will ban six new strains of E. coli. Which explains why the hot dog vendor outside my building is now just selling napkins.

All of us want to have meaning in our lives and want to feel like we're doing something that makes a difference. I believe we're doing that in the Justice Department.

We need a strong and effective State Department. We can't conduct American affairs in the world without it.

There is no excuse for waste, fraud, and abuse in the Defense Department budget.

Nobody now is going from department to another department. Only Walt did that. I was very fond of him, really.

I helped develop Disney's) special effects department at that time, which helped very much when we worked on "20000 Leagues under the Sea"

The storyboard department doesn't talk to the layout department, which doesn't talk to the writing department. They're all jealous of each other.

I was approaching the age of 40 with a substantial publication record, but had not yet held any position in a chemistry department.

My department is not too big for one man, because I'm Superman.

The scholar is early acquainted with every department of the impossible.

I made it about a three-day weekend so people wouldn't have to change their clothes a lot. We didn't have an art department; we didn't have a make-up department.

My first day as an intern in the books department at Cosmopolitan also happened to be the day the O.J. Simpson verdict was announced.

Having to call your customer service department is like falling off a six story building.

We've had four or five casts in three years. There was a point when I thought the Department of Children and Family Services was going to show up at my door!

I want you to go to the Ancient Languages Department at Trinity College tomorrow morning, Ms.Lane.

That is not respecting our democracy, using the State Department as a concierge for foreign donations, not really respecting our American democracy.

Everybody knows that the dumbest people in any American university are in the education department, and English after that.

I was a student in the Department of Anthropology. At that time, they were teaching that there was absolutely no difference between anybody. They may be teaching that still.

Making ziti for the Chicago Fire Department! I hope they're not too busy today, but this should fill their bellies I hope they like it!

When I work with my art department on putting imagery together for my blog posts I always think, 'Would I pin this?' That really helps.

The State Department said the countries that are most stealing our best ideas also are our best allies.