Diapers Quotes

I've dug so deep into his background, I can practically tell you when he stopped waring diapers.

The Mum has the temper of a demon with a diaper rash. (Shamus)

I have two kids in diapers and a cat whose litter box I clean out. I deal with an awful lot of crap.

You have to change those diapers every day. When those directions on the side of the Pampers box say, 'holds 6-12 pounds' they're not kidding!

What passes for news is just morbid speculation or cartoonish screaming, followed by diaper commercials.

I recommend that everyone have a Diaper Genie. Who can live without it?

Women find ways to give sense and meaning to daily life--ways to be useful in the community, to keep mind active and soul growingeven while they change diapers and cook vegetables.

Diapers do not belong on the same table as food.

Politicians and diapers should be changed frequently, and for the same reason.

A man who lives long enough will be a boy twice.

Southern DADDY—Dandy At Doin’ Diapers Y’all!