Diarrhea Quotes

Diarrhea Quote of the day

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea…does that mean that 1 enjoys it?

It is still just unbelievable to us that diarrhea is one of the leading causes of child deaths in the world.

There are only two reasons to sit in the back row of an airplane: Either you have diarrhea, or you're anxious to meet people who do.

I was the head chef on the S.S. Diarrhea.

I have lived most my life with chronic inflammation and constant pain with immediate diarrhea.

Most of the common infections - colds, flu, diarrhea - you get environmentally transmitted either in the air or on surfaces you touch. I think people under-rate surfaces.

Asking a sociologist to solve a problem is like prescribing an enema for diarrhea.

When you're in young love your pulse pounds, your palms sweat, and there are butterflies in your stomach. It's like diarrhea for your heart.

If someone sprays windex in your food it can give you diarrhea. But once you wipe it off your windows, you're fine.

You get diarrhea out here, you dehydrate from the inside out - you leave the gene pool.

I don't mean to be gross, but the only time it's good to yell "I have diarrhea" is when you're playing Scrabble because it's worth a shitload of points.

You're going to have an upset stomach. If you eat spicy stiff because you're upset, then you'll get diarrhea.

Austerity causes constipation; excess, diarrhea.

Kids are dying from diarrhea ... that just shouldn't be in this day and age, and it's that kind of thing that needs to be changed. Enough is enough

There is the vegetarian Hot Pocket for those of us who don't want to eat meat, but would still like diarrhea.

Thanks from keeping me from being a liar," said Nikolai. "What?" "About your having diarrhea." "For you I'd get dysentery." "Now that's friendship.

Never done an explosion, but I have had explosive diarrhea, and that was very, very real. Good thing I have my trailer.

You're an island of reality in an ocean of diarrhea.

Like backstage, I just peed like every 3 seconds. I think yur staff thinks I have diarrhea.

Even if I say, Everyone in the village died of diarrhea, I still laugh a little after diarrhea.

Chauncy made a huge effort to control himself. “I had lunch at Maisie’s Diner.”“And?”“And what? It was the most revolting lunch it has been my misfortune to consume.”“And after?”“Diarrhea, of course.

It was the kind of storm that suggests the whole sky has swallowed a diuretic.

Blood is thicker than water, and so is diarrhea