Dieting Quotes

Dieting Quote of the day

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook.

Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.

The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.

My advice if you insist on slimming: Eat as much as you like - just don't swallow it.

Dieting: A system of starving yourself to death so you can live a little longer.

It's rough to go through life with your contents looking as if they settled during shipping.

You can't have a world where 50 percent of the people are dieting and 50 percent of the people are starving if you want stability.

Dieting is the only game where you win when you lose!

Diet food is for lazy people.

I highly recommend worrying. It is much more effective than dieting.

Never measure yourself against magazine covers. Every 'perfect' body you see in a bikini is a result of weeks of dieting and exercise. And airbrushing.

When you fall asleep after a big lunch you're really just saving up energy to work off all the calories later on.

The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates.

As for food, half of my friends have dug their graves with their teeth.

Rest is the best thing for your body rather than working out or dieting. Sleep can change your whole metabolism, so it's my number one priority when it comes to looking good.

As far as dieting and weight loss go, diet and exercise actually works. Lots of running and healthy eating.

The trouble with dieting is that a pound of will power takes off only an ounce of weight.

If I could have the discipline to be super-skinny, I would be. I think of dieting, then I eat pizza. I'm a woman, and every woman wants to be skinnier — unfortunately.

Dieting by portion control doesnt work because one is constantly fighting addictive drives.

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned how to cook.

Holidays were invented so single women could overeat without feeling guilty.

The first thing you lose on a diet is brain mass.

Before long it will be the animals who do the dieting so that the ultimate consumer does not have to.

That's life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.

Dieting is murder on the road. Show me a man who travels and I'll show you one who eats.

Eat as much as you like-just don't swallow it.

You'd think that I'd be dieting, but I'm not.

Because I stopped dieting already six months ago, and I think it's important to bring out a book like this and you are there a year later and say look, I'm still like this.

I think the noblest thing you can do is ask for help. And I mean that about therapy. I mean that about dieting.

Diet Coke with lemon - didn't that used to be called Pledge?

I don't believe in dieting.

I think dieting is bad for you.

Old age is somewhat like dieting. Every day there is less of us to be observed.

I hate dieting. Let’s just say that.

The typical old-fashioned diet (in the nineteenth century) was so bad it almost assembled modern dieting.

Forget about calories - everything makes thin people thinner, and fat people fatter.

My weight always fluctuates by 10 pounds. After trying Atkins and doing Nutrisystem a few times, now I’m just focused on maintaining a healthy lifestyle rather than dieting.

My ideal weight is moobless.

I've decided that perhaps I'm bulimic and just keep forgetting to purge.

Saying "I'll start managing my money as soon as I get caught up" is like an overweight person saying "I'll start exercising and dieting as soon as I lose twenty pounds."

I have been doing leg lifts faithfully for about fifteen years, and the only thing that has gotten thinner is the carpet where I have been doing the leg lifts.

After 14 years of dieting, there are only two things I've never lost. Hope and weight.

I run or hike three to four times per week and believe that an "everything in moderation" approach to dieting is the best way to keep your mind and body healthy and your taste buds happy.

Until I am ready to lose weight, I cannot see how fat I am.

I alternate between reading cook books and reading diet books.

I am forbidden sugar, fat, and alcohol. So hooray, I guess, for oatmeal, lemon juice, and chicken soup.

The best diet is the one you don't know you're on.

Dieting is becoming easier and easier for me because I'm finding out things that I love.

Moderation is actually the flip side of dieting, that is, imposed deprivation.

She'd even violated the only sensible rule of dieting she'd ever run across, the sage advice of the Muppets Miss Piggy, who recommended never eating anything bigger than your head.