Dirty Quotes

If it is the dirty element that gives pleasure to the act of lust, then the dirtier it is, the more pleasurable it is bound to be.

War is society's dirty work, usually done by kids cleaning up failures perpetrated by adults.

Reality is a dirty word for me, I know it isn't for most people, but I am not interested. There's too much of it about.

Writing is not a genteel profession. It's quite nasty and tough and kind of dirty.

No one can have a higher opinion of him than I have; and I think he's a dirty little beast.

My mom said the two most important kitchen utensils are attached to your arms... you cannot mix up meatballs with a wooden spoon, get in there, get your fingers dirty!

Reyes Farrow. Because perfection is a dirty job, but someone has to do it.

The first time I played the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle of rum before I teed off. I shot the happiest 83 of my life.

War is a nasty, dirty, rotten business. It's all right for the Navy to blockade a city, to starve the inhabitants to death. But there is something wrong, not nice, about bombing that city.

The darn trouble with cleaning the house is it gets dirty the next day anyway, so skip a week if you have to. The children are the most important thing.

Consider a very natural process, menstruation, and how the association has been created in which this process is dirty, degrading.

Sailin' 'round the world in a dirty gondola Oh, to be back in the land of Coca-Cola!

When the Lord's white sheep become dirty gray, all black sheep feel more comfortable.

I just kick off my shoes, walk around barefoot, I don't care if my feet get dirty.

I'm the gun guy, a loud guitar Dirty Harry with a ponytail.

Good guys need to be a little dirty otherwise they're just boring.

Everyone seems to think I'm very ladylike. That I'm very cultured and intelligent. I drink alot of Diet Coke and belch. I've been known to use the F-word. I've told a few dirty jokes. I arm-wrestle.

TV tends to look for the living equivalents of squeaky-clean Kens and Barbies, but with my dial I'm more like Ken's dirty old uncle.

I've been trying to get into the Royal Box in New York for years. They say I'm too dirty, my material is too blue. But I think Redd, the whites and blue can be a nice combination.

Jump into the middle of things, get your hands dirty, fall flat on your face, and then reach for the stars.

Nothing in life is fair. Fair is a dirty word and I'll thank you not to use that language around me.

Organized crime is the dirty side of the sharp dollar.

It was all because of his no-good-dirty-rotten-pig-stealinggreat-great-grandfather!

They're lying bastards. Jews were always lying bastards throughout their history. They're a filthy, dirty, disgusting, vile, criminal people.

Getting the first draft finished is like pushing a peanut with your nose across a very dirty floor.

Value yourself. The only people who appreciate a doormat are people with dirty shoes.

I don't know whether my husband is a genius or not, but he certainly has a dirty mind.

I never said, 'MMMmmm, you dirty rat!

Now I can tell you something dirty. I like men who have a foot fetish. I absolutely think it's the most charming thing. It's just so romantic.

Censorship feeds the dirty mind more than the four-letter word itself.

I am leaving the town to the invaders: increasingly numerous, mediocre, dirty, badly behaved, shameless tourists.

Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

I think my favorite place to eat dinner is the movie theater. Dirty dogs, a big thing of nachos and a Cherry Coke - and I'm good.

I believe that if we had would keep our dirty, bloody, dollar-crooked fingers out of the business of these nations so full of depressed, exploited people, they will arrive at a solution of their own.

All you god damn dirty Catholics can cath-o-lick my balls.

The band broke up because I couldn't bear Rotten anymore because he was an embarrassment with his silly hats and his, like, shabby, dirty, nasty looking appearance.

Hello, cell. How are you? Still dank and dirty? Me? I've taken up a new habit: talking to my cell. It's like talking to myself but slightly more pathetic.

If you get the dirty end of the stick, sharpen it and turn it into a useful tool.

If the waitress has dirty ankles, the chili is good.

Never get into a wrestling match with a pig. You both get dirty, and the pig likes it.

There is no such thing as a dirty word. Nor is there a word so powerful, that it's going to send the listener to the lake of fire upon hearing it.

The dirty truth is that the rich are the great cause of poverty.

To survive it is often necessary to fight and to fight you have to dirty yourself.

You cannot wash the feet of a dirty world if you refuse to touch it

The government passed more laws to protect women from dirty jokes than to protect men from death by faulty rafters at a construction site.

Being the first is kind of dirty, and it's great

If they play dirty, then you play dirty.

In an age when man has forgotten his origins and is blind even to his most essential needs for survival, water along with other resources has become the victim of his indifference.

Personally, in real life, Im a little more down-and-dirty than I am glamorous.

I am not a man who looks for solutions in God or politics. If somebody else wants to do the dirty work and create a better world for us and he can do it, I will accept it.