Dishwashers Quotes

Dishwashers Quote of the day

A good apprentice cook must be as polite with the dishwasher as with the chef.

I dont have a dishwasher, and I hate washing dishes.

I was a dishwasher at one of those Japanese places that cook on your table. Not too fun.

As for money - when I have it, it's great. When I don't, I go get some. I've been a dishwasher, a gardener, a cleaner.

I like when my man is worldly, know the finer things in life, is well traveled, and educated. It's important to me that he's able to talk to all types of people, from doctors to dishwashers.

Everything important I learned, I learned as a dishwasher.

I got fired when I was a dishwasher at Denny's. That set me back a little bit. You don't realize how important dishwashers are until you do the job.

[Vincent Price] taught me how to cook fish in my dishwasher.

Multi-Choice question: My dishwasher is: efficient; hilarious.

We all use dishwashers every day and yet none of us would say that we're experts on dishwashers, but somehow we all think we're experts on movies.

I don't function well in chaos, whether it be my sheets or the dishwasher.

YOU are using a frisbee as a plate." "Uh, what? I'm not using a--oh hang on, this is a frisbee. Weird." Victor glared at me. "Dude, calm down, I'll wash it afterward. It's probably dishwasher safe.

I have never really cooked, don't know how to use my dishwasher, and subsist mainly on prepared deli takeout. I don't even eat in restaurants much.

Cooking can be rewarding when it is a choice and no longer the onerous duty of the housewife, and when a dishwasher can lighten the load at the other end of the process.

I'm not a dishwasher anymore. But I'm still from Sangamon Street.

You wouldn't put your soul in a dishwasher!

I'm a very good dishwasher. I'm a terrible cook. I'm an awful cook.