Divorce Quotes

Couples with children who do win a divorce, cause such social havoc that they should have to pay a special divorce tax.

I tell you, if I'm going to go through a divorce, I would date again a younger man. Because I have so much energy, there's no way an older man can keep up with me.

Divorce is very difficult, especially on the kids. Of course, I'm the result of my parents having stayed together, so you never know.

Remember: Marriage is the number one cause of divorce

A defeatist attitude kills almost as many marriages as do affairs.

I think that when something happens when you're growing up, like a death or divorce, it does open the world slightly because things aren't as straightforward.

Divorce is the psychological equivalent of a triple coronary by pass. After such a monumental assault on the heart, it takes years to amend all the habits and attitudes that led up to it.

We discussed relationships, abuse, divorce and more. In our society, women have no outlet for these things. The only outlet is the church. And the church can't handle everything. I saw a gap.

The biggest cause of divorce is marriage.

Love, the quest; marriage, the conquest; divorce, the inquest.

I doubt if there is one married person on earth who can be objective about divorce. It is always a threat, admittedly or not, and such a dire threat that it is almost a dirty word.

Divorce is my generation's coming of age ceremony - a ritual scarring that makes anything that happens afterward seem bearable.

Some couples divorce because of a misunderstandin g; others, because they understand each other too well.

I don't think I'll get married again. I'm not looking for it. What I can say about my divorce and my failed engagement is that I learned where my bar is.

I find to my astonishment that an unhappy marriage goes on being unhappy when it is over.

Turn your scars into stars.

You can not divorce religious belief and public service. I've never detected any conflict between God's will and my political duty. If you violate one, you violate the other.

Divorce is the one human tragedy that reduces everything to cash.

The happiest time of anyone's life is just after the first divorce.

Friendship is the marriage of the soul, and this marriage is liable to divorce.

If you made a list of reasons why any couple got married, and another list of the reasons for their divorce, you'd have a hell of a lot of overlapping.

The divorce of our so-called spiritual life from our daily activities is a fatal dualism.

Very few people can truly divorce themselves from what they feel emotionally and sexually.

A lot of people have asked me how short I am. Since my last divorce, I think I'm about $100,000 short.

If we wish to express anger fully, the first step is to divorce the other person from any responsibility for our anger.

Bad divorce?" Hardy asked, his gaze falling to my hands. I realized I was clutching my purse in a death grip. “No, the divorce was great,” I said. “It was the marriage that sucked.

Why does every flight attendant seem like they are going through a divorce?

You can fire your secretary, divorce your spouse, abandon your children. But they remain your co-authors forever.

In Hollywood, an equitable divorce settlement means each party getting fifty percent of publicity.

Studies find top 3 most stressful moments in people's lives: death, divorce, and properly pronouncing "Worcestershire sauce."

The ceremony took six minutes. The marriage lasted about the same amount of time though we didn't get a divorce for almost a year.

The end of a marriage has got to be one of the saddest events one can experience. I’ve heard that the pain [of divorce] is second only to an actual death in the family, and that sounds about right.

Divorce isn't the child's fault. Don't say anything unkind about your ex to the child, because you're really just hurting the child.

After divorce of Pompeia in 62 BC I feel that members of my family should never be suspected of breaking the law. -Meos tam suspicione quam crimine iudico carere oportere

Peace, of course, is different from divorce; indeed, in essential respects, divorce is the opposite of peace.

There's nothing like a family crisis, especially a divorce, to force a person to re-evaluate his life.

Men tell me that I've saved their marriages. It costs them a fortune in shoes, but it's cheaper than a divorce. So I'm still useful, you see.

Your mind can only hold one thought at a time. Make it a positive and constructive one.

Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it.

Divorce is an embarrassing public admission of defeat.

Love dies because its birth was an error.

My divorce came to me as a complete surprise. That's what happens when you haven't been home in eighteen years.

How I Love Lucy was born? We decided that instead of divorce lawyers profiting from our mistakes, we'd profit from them.

She should get a divorce and settle down.

If you divorce capital from labor, capital is hoarded, and labor starves.

You can't divorce civilization from nature - we totally depend on it.

Speaking of our unkind labeling of each other with, "she is divorced, she used to be inactive, etc", asked, "Can't we get over this hardening of the categories?".

Divorce is born of perverted morals and leads to vicious habits.

I think golf is a waste of time and a waste of a sunny afternoon. I also stink at it. I have never found anything, including divorce and a sexual harassment suit, more frustrating.

It's my wife Ruth's birthday soon. I said to her: "What would you like for your birthday?" She said: "I want a divorce." I said: "I wasn't planning on spending that much."