Divorce Quotes

She should get a divorce and settle down.

How I Love Lucy was born? We decided that instead of divorce lawyers profiting from our mistakes, we'd profit from them.

My divorce came to me as a complete surprise. That's what happens when you haven't been home in eighteen years.

Love dies because its birth was an error.

Divorce is an embarrassing public admission of defeat.

Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it.

Your mind can only hold one thought at a time. Make it a positive and constructive one.

Revenge is what I want. Nothing but pure unadulterated revenge. But my mother brought me up to be a lady.

You don't need a reason to divorce someone you can't stand.

American husbands are the best in the world; no other husbands are so generous to their wives, or can be so easily divorced.

Some women get divorces on the grounds of incompatibility; others, on just the first two syllables.

I do believe in forgiving and forgetting. There was a reason we were together. I just want to hold on to the good times.

Marriage is grand. Divorce is about twenty grand.

When I get married, it will be for life - divorce is not an option.

In our family we don't divorce our men - we bury them.

You can choose to be peaceful right here and now ... it has nothing to do with what other people do or think.

I lived a really wonderful life with this man and even after our divorce, it was incredible.

You can't stay married in a situation where you are afraid to go to sleep in case your wife might cut your throat.

I don't see any reason for marriage when there is divorce.

A spiritual process is not a divorce from life. It is an irrevocable love affair with life.

Divorce is fairly common these days, and I think many times people disregard the emotional impact that divorce has on a couple and a family, because it happens so frequently.

An open marriage is nature's way of telling you that you need a divorce.

Judges, as a class, display, in the matter of arranging alimony, that reckless generosity which is found only in men who are giving away someone else's cash.

The tragedy of marriage is that while all women marry thinking that their man will change, all men marry believing their wife will never change.

Many married couples separate because they quarrel incessantly, but just as many separate because they were never honest enough or courageous enough to quarrel when they should have.

France may claim the happiest marriages in the world, but the happiest divorces in the world are 'made in America.'

Let me be serious: divorce is a sacred institution between a man and a woman who hate each other. God wanted Adam to pay alimony to Eve, not Steve.

Lawyers know how to take isolated complaints in a divorce case and build them into one big one.

Now, after divorce with Tom Cruise, I can wear heels.

Facts do not speak for themselves. They speak for or against competing theories. Facts divorced from theories or visions are mere isolated curiosities.

Children must be considered in a divorce considered valuable pawns in the nasty legal and financial contest that is about to ensue.

At the time that I knew them, they were not living together. They began dating again after their divorce, so I didn't really see fighting.

Staying married may have long-term benefits. You can elicit much more sympathy from friends over a bad marriage than you ever can from a good divorce.

I'd like to give divorce a good name.

The sane would do no good if they made themselves mad to help madmen.

The divorced person is like a man with a black patch over one eye: he looks rather dashing but the fact is that he has been through a maiming experience.

For some reason, we see divorce as a signal of failure, despite the fact that each of us has a right, and an obligation, to rectify any other mistake we make in life.

For a couple with young children, divorce seldom comes as a "solution" to stress, only as a way to end one form of pain and accept another.

Sometimes you divorce a part of yourself to save yourself emotionally.

I have the loftiest idea, and the most passionate one, of art. Much too lofty to agree to subject it to anything. Much too passionate to want to divorce it from anything.

This divorce between man and his life, the actor and his setting, is properly the feeling of absurdity.

There's nothing a woman hates more than her fiance's best friend. He knows all the secrets she's going to spend the rest of her life trying to find out.

Today, one year after their divorce, Pamela and Tommy Lee announced they're getting back together. You know what that means? There's still hope for Ike and Tina Turner.

I was so devastated by my second divorce that I had a nervous breakdown.

You can't underestimate how traumatic divorce is for the children.

Criticism is the forerunner of divorce, the cultivator of rebellion, sometimes an agent that leads to failure.

Maybe 50 or 60 percent of all divorces are predicated on someone's being physically unfit. Who wants to live with negativism? Love goes out the window.

I'm not saying that people should not divorce, but at the rate at which it happens here is sick. The kids, they suffer. I don't care what anyone says.

Divorce is a by-product of the fact that maybe the nuclear unit is gone.

The day I initiated divorce proceedings against Michael Farmer, I was ready to retire to a desert cave and rethink my life.