Divorce Quotes

Divorce is a fire exit. When a house is burning, it doesn't matter who set the fire. If there is no fire exit, everyone in the house will be burned!

America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan - Go for the Gold.

You can't really divorce yourself and your life from the world you live in.

Initiating and going through a divorce with four kids can be a brutal experience, but also a tempering one. It gave me perspective and insight to be able to find the love of my life.

The results of the divorce between truth and human beings can be most graphically observed in politics.

Regret and fear are twin thieves that rob us of today.

After my divorce, I was struggling to find my own voice. Through reading, I gained my power back.

If our goalies were in a divorce case, they could sue for lack of support and be millionaires tomorrow.

I could not bounce back from my divorce - emotionally - I just could not bounce back.

I suddenly feel a vague pity for all those writers who have to ply their trade from sleepy American suburbs, writing divorce scenes symbolized by the very slow washing of dishes.

Matrimony is the price of love -- divorce, the rebate.

Don't get mad. Get everything. - (on divorce).

'E.T.' began with me trying to write a story about my parents' divorce.

Divorce has become so easy nowadays that women have stopped crying at weddings.

When you put four Alaskans into a room, you have five marriages, six divorces, and seven political parties.

How is a redneck divorce similar to a tornado? You know that somewhere, somehow, someone is gonna lose a trailer.

The divorce has lasted way longer than the marriage, but finally it's over.

A divorce party - that's really better than a wedding party

It's weird being a photographer because you really have to divorce yourself from the image.

I've become a pretty tough cookie after having a divorce. I think that I've persevered through a lot of talk.

I loved everything about marriage. I loved having a companion to wake up with and have barbecues with. But things happen and people grow apart.

Any woman who votes for no-fault divorce is like a turkey voting for Thanksgiving.

History is the chronicle of divorces between creed and deed.

You can't do sweatpants... ladies, number one cause of divorce in America, sweatpants, no!

I hate grunge. It was the worst period of my life.

I'm a modern girl, but you should put your husband first. I like to think divorce is not an option.

My fans saw me get engaged, saw me make that woman my wife, me having kids, me divorcing, me talking about divorce before the divorce, me talking about my kids' reaction to that divorce.

I had a really kind of yucky divorce and it was really challenging to get over that.

I would like to believe that most people don't get married anticipating divorce.

Normally, I don't recommend me for wedding dresses – they all get a divorce.

It's cheaper to keep her.

I've gone through a really hard divorce, and anyone who has gone through a divorce will speak about how hard the journey is from start to finish. It's a life-uprooting time.

Hulk Hogan's wife has filed for divorce. This is the most devastating breakup since Pam Anderson and Tommy Lee. And then Pam Anderson and Kid Rock. And soon, Pam Anderson and Rick Salomon.

Even with my divorce and with everything, I don't need money.

But there's no emergency kit for marriage. No neat plan you can turn to when the ground shifts beneath your feet.

The very thing that attracts you to someone can end up putting you off.

Adrian Mole's father was so angry that so many pepole got divorced nowadays. HE had been unhappilly married for 30 years, why should everybody else get away?

The three chief causes of divorce are men, women, and marriage.

Marriage is one of the most difficult things in the world and unfortunately sometimes they fail.

It is a sad fact that 50 percent of marriages in this country end in divorce. But hey, the other half end in death. You could be one of the lucky ones!

Stephen Hawking is getting a divorce. That's scary. If the smartest guy in the world can't figure out women, we're screwed.

A decent person does not alienate children from a parent, no matter how angry they are at the parent for the divorce. It's unfair to the children, and it's unfair to the other human being

If we did get a divorce, the only way my husband would find out about it is if they announced it on Wide World of Sports.

There is beauty in feeding others when you are spiritually or physically hungry yourself.

I am never going to get divorced, and that's that.

The divorce is a regret of mine and my mum thinks that we should have stayed together. He's now remarried so there's no chance of us getting back together.

People are reluctant to cite boredom as grounds for divorce.

Divorce has taught us how to sleep with friends, sleep with enemies, and then act like it's all perfectly normal in the morning.

Cruelty is, in theory, a perfectly adequate ground for divorce, but it may be interpreted so as to become absurd.

I have always regarded divorce as essentially disagreeable, like castor oil, but necessary.