Divorce Quotes

There is beauty in feeding others when you are spiritually or physically hungry yourself.

If we did get a divorce, the only way my husband would find out about it is if they announced it on Wide World of Sports.

A decent person does not alienate children from a parent, no matter how angry they are at the parent for the divorce. It's unfair to the children, and it's unfair to the other human being

Stephen Hawking is getting a divorce. That's scary. If the smartest guy in the world can't figure out women, we're screwed.

It is a sad fact that 50 percent of marriages in this country end in divorce. But hey, the other half end in death. You could be one of the lucky ones!

Marriage is one of the most difficult things in the world and unfortunately sometimes they fail.

As far as my divorce goes, I love my family and I love my wife to death and I just don't know what tomorrow's going to bring.

I took about a year to fully adjust. Like there's a death at the family or a divorce, you don't just snap your fingers and it's over.

My wife wants something foreign for Christmas - like a Mexican divorce.

By going along with feelings, you unify your emotional, mental and bodily states. When you try to fight or deny them, you divorce yourself from the reality of your being.

There are three sides to every question-where a divorce is involved.

Mixed doubles are always starting divorces. If you play with your wife, you fight with her; if you play with somebody else, she fights with you.

Obamacare is making people divorce so they can afford it. And divorce hurts women and the children, and that is Obamacare and their War on Women.

Ever wonder why people are so determined to reach for white picket fences, supposed normalcy, a nuclear family? Well, try growing up without one.

You should be prepared for anything during divorce proceedings - even the truth.

I'm not upset about my divorce. I'm only upset that I'm not a widow.

We were far more civilized in our divorce than we had ever been in marriage. It seemed we'd finally found something we could do together amicably.

Obviously, you go through a lot of emotional turmoil in a divorce.

People will go to endless trouble to divorce one person and then marry someone who is exactly the same, except probably a bit poorer and a bit nastier. I don't think anybody learns anything.

My wife and I got remarried. Our divorce didn't work out.

Did you hear about the woman who sent out 40,000 Valentine Cards doused in perfume and signed, "Guess Who?" She's a divorce lawyer.

The children don't choose to be in the business, but the harming and long-term effects through arguments, divorce and conflicts over the financial issues in a business are huge.

Change your story, change your life. Divorce the story of limitation, and marry the story of the truth and everything changes.

It was a long time in the making, my divorce. One day became less special than the next, and pretty soon, we ceased all conversation. It is a sad day when you have nothing left to say.

More divorces start in the bedroom than in any other room in the house.

An amicable divorce is like a ventilated condom; it just doesn't work.

I don't consider my marriages as failures! It's idiotic to assume that because a marriage ends, it's failed.

It is a pity he did not write in pencil. As you have no doubt frequently observed, the impression usually goes through -- a fact which has dissolved many a happy marriage.

I don't see divorce as a failure. I see it as the end to a story. In a story, everything has an end and a beginning.

One study found that people who smile in childhood photographs are less likely to get a divorce.

This is what I know about my parents. They spent the next several years trying to forget each other, and me.

Divorce becomes a holy moment when you choose to use it as a catalyst for having an extraordinary life.

Divorce in a young-adult novel means what being orphaned meant in a fairy tale: vulnerability, danger, unwanted independence.

Divorce is never a pleasant experience. You look upon it as a failure. But I learned to be a different person once we broke up. Sometimes you learn more from failure than you do from success.

Emma is a mattress who got thrown off the truck when her parents split up. It's not like you can blame a mattress when people don't tie it down tight enough.

If a tree falls in the forest and kills your ex-wife, what do you do with the lumber?

I'll say this: The media wasn't invited to my marriage, and they're definitely not invited into the divorce.

My dad had limitations. That's what my good-hearted mom always told us. He had limitations, but he meant no harm. It was kind of her to say, but he did do harm.

The words marriage and divorce were always used together, like they went hand in hand together.

Divorce was very sad, obviously, but now I've gotten over it.

Said of her husband on the day their divorce became final: Oh, don't worry about Alan. . . . Alan will always land on somebody's feet.

It was heartbreaking . . . I think it was disappointing because I had such an identity in being 'Mrs. Parker', and being a wife, and so when that's taken away from you, you [think], 'Who am I?

[The] liberty of divorce does not contribute to happiness and virtue. The facility of separation would destroy all mutual confidence, and inflame every trifling dispute . . .

I would say that if you really want to STOP knowing someone, you have to divorce him.

You can't divorce yourself from your own life experiences.

So many people want me to hate him and destroy him, but I don't want to. I want him to be happy. He's not a bad person.

You don't sign up for a divorce when you get married. It's very painful. But it's taught me a great deal about myself.

I do not regret getting married nor do I regret getting divorced.

It's more likely in America that your parents will file for bankruptcy than divorce. We think of divorce as so prevalent, but we all know that happens because somebody moves out of the house.

Divorce is the key that opens the strongbox where the bonds of matrimony are kept under wedlock.