Doctors Quotes

Now... Just run.' [said the Doctor.]

People used to trust their doctor. They went to an expert. Now people have new ideas and are thinking for themselves. That's a very important change in our collective psychology.

Doctor, feel my purse.

I recently had to wait two and a half hours in a doctor's office, just waiting to be seen. I literally was genuinely thinking 'Well, maybe this is a time loop.'

Vets do what doctors used to - diagnose the injury or the condition, patch it up as best they can and remind you that these things happen and that in life we are also in the midst of death.

Howie's doctor told him to lose ten pounds, and since Howie's been on a diet he's gained three.

I went to college, I went pre-med, I thought I was going to be a doctor.

I tried getting my dad to buy me a beeper for my birthday,” he says, “but he thinks only doctors and drug dealers need them.

A New York doctor has finished a five year study on what smells have the biggest effect on New Yorkers. The smell New Yorkers like the most: vanilla. The smell New Yorkers like the least: New Jersey.

Howard Dean is a politician, a medical doctor and a Democrat. So he has three reasons to tell women to take off their clothes now.

Dean is a doctor but he acts more like a postal worker!

We've got the government shutdown, but the beginning of Obamacare. You know what that means? You can now complain to your doctor about the government making you sick.

Dean's wife, Judith Steinberg, made a rare appearance with Dean. She's a doctor, so I guess they brought her in to stop the hemorrhaging.

There's not a rocket scientist, not a doctor, not an accountant that 30 years in goes, "Oh, now I'm getting it. Now I can't wait to get back out there because I'm better than ever."

Psychotherapy is a practice that many different professional disciplines engage. Psychiatrists are also medical doctors and increasingly offer medication and do less and less actual therapy.

Just heard the best word in the English language: benign. (And I don't need to see that doctor again for five years.)

Probably because I'm bald. Don't the bald people always play doctors and principals? Yeah, isn't that funny? And lawyers. A lot of lawyers and judges.

As my doctor said, eventually your eyes do start to give out on you if you're not taking care of them.

I wanted to be a doctor when I was little, so I'm okay with blood and guts.

The charges that I am anti-Semitic are simply erroneous, felonious, and unceremonious. In fact, when I need a doctor, I always look for one with a Jewish name.

If a black doctor discovers a cure for cancer, ain't no hospital going to lock him out.

I had gained a greater appreciation of hearing the concerns of woman, doctors, and so many others.

This presents a serious question." They both looked at me. "What's that?" asked Lena. "Whether to start you off with a Doctor Who marathon or dive straight into Firefly.

I think being a doctor is really hard, and it's really this thankless, never-ending job. It's not even that you get done with a project. There are always sick people.

My childhood best friend is an anesthesiologist. It's the least amount of human interaction for a doctor. I don't think you can get that burned out on it.

Without true medical liability reform, our doctors will continue to leave, and young doctors coming out of medical school $100,000 to $200,000 in debt will not be able to afford such onerous costs.

The oil lobby, perhaps the most powerful lobby on earth, is almost matched by hospital owners and doctors.

My doctor told me I should get out of breath three times a week, so I took up smoking.

My father was a doctor so I was around death all my life. So, I was very used to it because he was a f-king doctor.

You know you've reached middle age when you're cautioned to slow down by your doctor, instead of by the police.

I grew up in a household where we didn't really talk about our feelings, and where the only reason you went to a doctor was because you'd accidentally cut off a limb with a chain saw.

My attitude is, I am not a lawyer; I am not a doctor; I am not a scientist. I am a filmmaker and I want to present what each side is saying and let the viewer come to their own conclusion.

When I played doctor I played to win.

Though fancy may be the patient's complaint, necessity is often the doctor's.

I don't want anybody between a doctor and a patient - not an insurance company bureaucrat or a Washington bureaucrat.

It wasn't until I got involved in Doctor Who that I started doing dramas on television.

Now working is terribly painful and I'm still having a fight with the booze. I've enlisted the help of a doctor but it's touch and go. A day for me; a day for the hootch.

Who could believe an ant in theory? A giraffe in blueprint? Ten thousand doctors of what's possible Could reason half the jungle out of being.

Most doctors are uncomfortable with medical conditions that have a psychological basis.

I'm at the eye doctor. I'm always at the eye doctor. It's like this is my profession. I am no longer a writer, I'm now an optomoligical patient. By the way, this job doesn't pay well.

Doctors can predict these things [tumors] just as long as they get access to people.

I do sometimes watch 'Dr. Who' and while the stories barely make sense, if at all, the doctor is such great company I don't care.

What do I want in a doctor? Perhaps more than anything else-a friend with special knowledge.

A doctor is a man who writes prescriptions, till the patient either dies or is cured by nature.

Physicians are like kings- They brook no contradiction.

In spite of all that doctors know, and their studies never end, the best cure of all when spirits fall is a kind note from a friend.

For a long time, I thought I would like to be a doctor. Such a good profession. So explicitly good. Never a waste of time.

It is not much trouble to doctor sick folks, but to doctor healthy ones is troublesome.

A dentist is only half the doctor he claims to be.

As a Christian, as an individual, as a doctor, I am absolutely opposed to the death penalty.