Doctors Quotes

I met an Englishwoman in Africa. She said she became a doctor because she saw one of my pictures. That’s all I want – just one doctor in Africa.

I am living in Norway, where I am under the care of the best cancer doctor in Norway and I can be closer to my family.

The athlete of today is not an athlete alone. He's the center of a team - doctors, scientists, coaches, agents and so on.

Pronunciation has made many an innocent word sound like a doctor's orders for a stomach pump.

I have seen doctors, in good faith, leave patients on steroids for years, thinking they are doing right. A friend of mine was on steroids for so long, she has severe osteoporosis.

The way most doctors practice medicine right now isn't working.

What a doctor I've got - he's really mixed up. Last week, he grabbed my knee and told me to cough. Then hit me in the balls with a hammer.

I wanted to be a doctor when I was young. I also wanted to be a paramedic, but I always wanted to be an actor as well. I didn't have kids or something that I needed to provide for.

My doctor told me that I'm old, fat, and ugly, but none of those things is going to kill me immediately.

Doctor, do you think it could have been the sausage?

If you have health insurance, then you don't have to do anything. If you've got health insurance through your employer, you can keep your health insurance, keep your choice of doctor, keep your plan.

An apple a day, if well aimed, keeps the doctor away.

I have what doctors call a little bit of a weight problem.

When I went to the scientific doctor I realised what a lust there was in him to wreak his so-called science on me and reduce me to the level of a thing. So I said: Good-morning! and left him.

An enormous mass of experience, both of homeopathic doctors and their patients, is invoked in favor of the efficacy of these remedies and doses.

Dolly Parton, who said to her doctor, Are you sure it's a chest cold? Never got a dinner!

Removing Christian evangelism from the African equation may leave the continent at the mercy of a malign fusion of Nike, the witch doctor, the mobile phone and the machete.

It's supposed to be a secret, but I'll tell you anyway. We doctors do nothing. We only help. And encourage the doctor within.

Bluntly put, there's no chance that your doctor, dentist, or attorney is a high-school dropout. Your stockbroker, however, just might be.

Discussing vaccination with a doctor is like discussing vegetarianism with a butcher.

Feeling creative produces great work in approximately the same way that "feeling like a doctor" makes you a gifted thoracic surgeon.

The surest way to health, say what they will, Is never to suppose we shall be ill; Most of the ills which we poor mortals know From doctors and imagination flow.

Now there’s a sight you don’t see every day, huh? Two punked-out Goths throwing a Christmas party for sick children. (Doctor)

Women go after doctors like men go after models. They want someone with knowledge of the body. We just want the body.

A little starvation can really do more for the average sick man than can the best medicines and the best doctors.

I'm a doctor of cowshit, pigshit, and chickenshit.....when you doctors figure out what you want, you'll find me out in the barn shoveling my thesis.

I mean some doctor told me I had six months to live and I went to their funeral.

At 3, I played an innocent game of doctor, minus the stethoscope and medicine bag.

I'm the daughter of two Indian immigrant doctors, and I have an older sister and younger brother, and none of us have pursued medicine as a career. We're all over the artistic side of things.

Vanity should never tempt a player to engage in a combat at the risk of loss of health. It is bad enough to lose without the additional annoyance of paying doctors' bills.

He who does not understand astrology is not a doctor but a fool.

If I was not an actress, I would be a homeopathic doctor.

I always made a point of telling the doctors I was sane, and asking to be released, but the more I endeavored to assure them of my sanity, the more they doubted it

I'm disturbed because the doctors tell me I'm as sound as a dollar.

When I was still in my psychiatric residency training in New York City, I was subjected to the doctor draft of that time, during the early fifties, at the time of the Korean War.

I knew at university that medicine was just not for me. I saved many lives by not being a doctor!

You've probably read in People that I'm a nice guy - but when the doctor first told me I had Parkinson's, I wanted to kill him.

I have never gone to a doctor in my adult life, feeling instinctively that doctors meant either cutting or, just as bad, diet.

Ethically, I think pretty much every code of ethics for doctors suggests that they should not be in an interrogation room, particularly if there's anything coercive or abusive going on.

Doctors can be replaced by software – 80% of them can. I’d much rather have a good machine learning system diagnose my disease than the median or average doctor.

Every time you go to the doctor and get a good report, the odds keep staking more in your favour.

I've been told by doctors and surgeons that I have the energy of ten men who have normal jobs.

Jesus needs neither books nor Doctors of Divinity in order to instruct souls; He, the Doctor of Doctors, He teaches without noise of words.

You know you're screwed when a Western doctor recommends acupuncture.

I think you might dispense with half your doctors if you would only consult Dr. Sun more.

Once you have a PhD, every meeting you go to becomes a doctor's appointment.

Well, doctor, and do I now act like a 'pink powder puff' ?

A new report says ISIS is trying to recruit professionals like doctors, engineers, and accountants. Sorry, kids, even ISIS says they're not hiring liberal arts majors.

My doctor was like, 'Any questions?' And I was like, 'Yes! When can I drink please?!' I just want a margarita.

If a patient wants to live, doctors are impotent.