Doctors Quotes

I have never gone to a doctor in my adult life, feeling instinctively that doctors meant either cutting or, just as bad, diet.

Don't go to the doctor with every distemper, nor to the lawyer with every quarrel, nor to the pot for every thirst.

Drugs are in every walk of life - doctors, lawyers, preachers, the guy who works for IBM, teenagers on the street, teenagers in school.

I ran into an extraordinary doctor. He got up inside my head and figured out how my brain processed things, what my core values were, what my inner dialogue was.

What are you doing here, honey? You're not even old enough to know how bad life gets." (...) "Obviously, Doctor," she said, "you've never been a thirteen-year-old girl.

Keynesians are to economics what witch doctors are to medicine.

A well-trained, sensible doctor is one of the most valuable assets of a community.

The reason doctors are so dangerous is that they believe in what they are doing.

And there's doctors and lawyers, And business executives, And they're all made out of ticky tacky And they all look just the same.

I asked [my doctors] if I'd be able to play singles tennis and they said I could. That made me very happy since I haven't played in five years.

Illness is the doctor to whom we pay most heed; to kindness, to knowledge, we make promise only; pain we obey.

Within every patient there resides a doctor, and we as physicians are at our best when we we put our patients in touch with the doctor inside themselves.

My doctor told me I shouldn't work out until I'm in better shape. I told him, 'All right; don't send me a bill until I pay you.'

Don't misinform your Doctor nor your Lawyer.

The doctor is not a miracle worker who can magically save us but, rather, an expert adviser who can assist us in our own recovery.

Doctor, I can't pronounce my F's, T's and H's.” “Well you can't say fairer than that then

The psychologist Gerd Gigerenzer has a simple heuristic. Never ask the doctor what you should do. Ask him what he would do if he were in your place. You would be surprised at the difference

Doctor told me I've got two weeks to live. I said: "Can I have the last week in July and the 1st week in August?"

As for being much known by sight, and pointed out, I cannot comprehend the honor that lies withal; whatsoever it be, every mountebank has it more than the best doctor.

And I talked to my doctor, and I must admit, you know, I'm sometimes quite renowned for my outbursts and I was just very frustrated, maybe a little frightened.

The best doctors give the least medicines

There's nothing like a little physical pain to keep your mind off your emotional problems.

Writing stories has given me the power to change things I could not change as a child. I can make boys into doctors. I can make fathers stop drinking. I can make mothers stay.

Time is the great doctor of your life. You have to respect the doctor. The devouring self is the patient. Listen to the doctor.

I think if my eight-year-old self could see me at the Royal Albert Hall winning a prize for playing the Doctor on telly, he would need a stiff shot of Irn-Bru.

My dear doctor, I am surprised to hear you say that I am coughing very badly, as I have been practising all night.

I am a huge fan of 'Doctor Who.'

I told my doctor I think my wife has VD. He gave himself a shot of penicillin.

We're gonna get weaker. That's already happened. They used to say, you know, an apple a day keeps the doctor away. Now they're saying eat five fruits. That's evidence. You can't argue with that.

I knew that nobody but a luckless man could ever need a doctor in the face of a cyclone.

I am interested in getting people to use the healthcare system at the right time, getting them to see the doctor early enough, before a small health problem turns serious.

Every patient carries her or his own doctor inside.

I have noticed that doctors who fail in the practice of medicine have a tendency to seek one another's company and aid in consultation.

I questioned her further, and eventually got to talk to her doctor. And her doctor sort of shook his head and he said, I have examined her for throat cancer at least 15 times in the past few years.

Doctors don't know everything really. They understand matter, not spirit. And you and I live in the spirit.

While aromatherapy is practiced by medical doctors in France, this has not been the case in England and the United States.

My mother used to tell this corny story about how the doctor smacked me on the behind when I was born and I thought it was applause, and I have been looking for it ever since.

Before undergoing a surgical operation, arrange your temporal affairs. You may live.

In all modesty, we must admit that governments are not always the best doctors when it comes to diagnosing economic ailments and prescribing the right treatment.

The team wasn't just riders. It was the mechanics, masseurs, chefs, soigneurs, and doctors. But the most important man on the team may have been the chiropractor.

Somewhere in the world is a doctor who is worse than all other doctors...and someone has an appointment with him in the morning.

God cures and the doctor sends the bill.

At university I had a big coloured scarf and people would often say, 'All right, Doctor Who?' And, I thought, I rather liked that notion.

When two doctors pass each other on the street they wink at each other.

No families take so little medicine as those of doctors, except those of apothecaries.

Doctors have throughout time made fortunes on killing their patients with their cures. The difference in psychiatry is that it is the death of the soul.

I had been introduced to psychotherapy, in which the doctors let you talk, talk, talk, until you find the source of your problem or find another doctor.

Its always been my tendency to lie to doctors, as if good health consisted only of the ability to fool them.

When doctors differ who decides amid the milliard-headed throng?

We doctors have always been a simple trusting folk. Did we not believe Galen implicitly for 1500 years and Hippocrates for more than 2000?