Dog Humor Quotes

Dog Humor Quote of the day

My dog is half pit bull, half poodle. Not much of a watchdog, but a vicious gossip!

I went to the dentist. He said "Say Aaah." I said "Why?" He said "My dog's died."

Being patted is what it is all about.

When you leave them in the morning, they stick their nose in the door crack and stand there like a portrait until you turn the key eight hours later.

A reasonable amount of fleas is good for a dog; it keeps him from brooding over being a dog.

My dog was barking at everyone the other day. Still, what can you expect from a cross-breed.

My dog of 17 years just died. Oh you're kidding?... Noooo... as funny as that is, I'm not

I'm convinced that petting a puppy is good luck.

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