Dog Quotes

There are three faithful friends - an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

She was such a beautiful and sweet creature... and so full of tricks.

Asthma doesn't seem to bother me any more unless I'm around cigars or dogs. The thing that would bother me most would be a dog smoking a cigar.

Dogs bark at what they don't understand.

Dogs never bite me. Just humans.

Some people wanted champagne and caviar when they should have had beer and hot dogs.

Man is an animal that makes bargains: no other animal does this - no dog exchanges bones with another.

Lots of people talk to animals... Not very many listen, though... That's the problem.

A good football coach needs a patient wife, a loyal dog and a great quarterback - but not necessarily in that order.

I have yet to see one completely unspoiled star, except for the animals-like Lassie.

I'm an introvert... I love being by myself, love being outdoors, love taking a long walk with my dogs and looking at the trees, flowers, the sky.

Dogs are wise. They crawl away into a quiet corner and lick their wounds and do not rejoin the world until they are whole once more.

Death inspires me like a dog inspires a rabbit.

It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.

Bulldogs have been known to fall on their swords when confronted by my superior tenacity.

I don't really understand that process called reincarnation but if there is such a thing I'd like to come back as my daughter's dog.

All his life he tried to be a good person. Many times, however, he failed. For after all, he was only human. He wasn't a dog.

I wanted to be a veterinarian until I saw a video of a vet performing surgery on a dog. Then I decided I wanted to be a pianist.

I think dogs are the most amazing creatures; they give unconditional love. For me they are the role model for being alive.

I knew I was dog meat. Luckily, I'm the high-priced dog meat that everybody wants. I'm the good-quality dog meat. I'm the Alpo of the NBA.

its not about the dog in the fight, its about the fight in the dog!

First there was racism. Then liberals created institutional racism and coded racism. You can only hear it with a dog whistle.

I'm half-Irish, half-Dutch, and I was born in Belgium. If I was a dog, I'd be in a hell of a mess!

No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.

I can't tell you how much we laughed on the set to have Alec Guinness in a scene with a big, furry dog that's flying a space ship.

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.

After the war, they took Army dogs and rehabilitated them for civilian life. But they turned soldiers into civilians immediately, and let em sink or swim.

Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.

The English have loudly and openly told the world that skis and dogs are unusable in these regions and that fur clothes are rubbish. We shall see — we shall see.

You have to keep busy. After all, no dog's ever pissed on a moving car.

My mom cooked pot roast with noodles and frozen vegetables. Or she'd make spaghetti or hot dogs, or heat up TV dinners. Before I started modeling at age 19, I was 5'8" and weighed 165 pounds.

If you have a dog, you will most likely outlive it; to get a dog is to open yourself to profound joy and, prospectively, to equally profound sadness.

Let the dogs of the empire bark, that's their job; ours is to battle to achieve the true liberation of our people.

Retain a calm heart, sit like a turtle, walk swiftly like a pigeon, and sleep like a dog

Muzzle a dog and he will bark out of the other end.

A good photograph is like a good hound dog, dumb, but eloquent.

Life is miraculous, even when it's disastrous, it's still incredible, I'm fascinated with everything, life is fascinating, I'm fascinated by trees and dogs, but no one wants to hear me talk about it.

If a dog jumps into your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.

The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home, he's the only one in the world who treats me like I'm the Beatles.

You don't always get the dog you want, but you get the dog that you need.

I have three dogs at home. Even after losing a series or winning a series, they treat me the same way.

I'm no one's lap dog, you can't put me on a leash.

Israel must be like a mad dog, too dangerous to bother.

Dogs are like kids. Cats are like roommates.

If we ever do end up acting just like rats or Pavlov's dogs, it will be largely because behaviorism has conditioned us to do so.

I got a new dog. He's a paranoid retriever. He brings back everything because he's not sure what I threw him.

Its a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.

You really have to be some kind of a creep for a dog to reject you.

A hot dog at the game beats roast beef at the Ritz.