Dogs Quotes

Hounds follow those who feed them.

I'd just like to say that I have a personal disgust for small dogs, like poodles. I have some serious physical problems with them. Everything about them means I must kill them. I must.

Pride is all very well, but a sausage is a sausage.

The face of a golden retriever feels like home.

Dogs are the magicians of the universe.

Who loves me will love my dog also.

Dogs are my favorite people.

If you don't own a dog, at least one, there is not necessarily anything wrong with you, but there may be something wrong with your life.

Barking dogs may occasionally bite, but laughing men hardly ever shoot!

Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman. Then if you can get the dog to go somewhere and read the book, I might have a little fun.

The dog always dies. Go to the library and pick out a book with an award sticker and a dog on the cover. Trust me, that dog is going down.

After years of having a dog, you know him. You know the meaning of his snuffs and grunts and barks. Every twitch of the ears is a question or statement, every wag of the tail is an exclamation.

I stand fearlessly for small dogs, the American Flag, motherhood and the Bible. That's why people love me.

You can say any fool thing to a dog and the dog will just give you this look that says, 'My GOSH, you're RIGHT! I NEVER would've thought of that!

People who keep dogs are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves.

I would never rob your cradles to feed the dogs of war

The dog is the most faithful of animals and would be much esteemed were it not so common. Our Lord God has made His greatest gifts the commonest.

You should see my corgis at sunset in the snow. It's their finest hour. About five o'clock they glow like copper. Then they come in and lie in front of the fire like a string of sausages.

You can always trust a dog that likes peanut butter.

Dogs are gonna take over the world. It's a known fact for those who believe it, kinda like the Bible.

Dogs are great. Bad dogs, if you can really call them that, are perhaps the greatest of them all.

A dog is like a person—he needs a job and a family to be what he’s meant to be.

There's nothing so similar to one poodle dog as another poodle dog, and that goes for women, too.

Why do dachshunds wear their ears inside out?

Dogs have their day but cats have 365.

Every dog must have his day.

My serve has killed a small dog ... I'm joking, I'm joking! The dog was huge!

3. There are bears and there are small dogs. Be strong like bear! If they take out your teeth, sit on the dogs. Bears always forget they can just sit on the dogs. Sit on the dogs.

Do not forget your dogs of war, your big guns, which are the most-to-be respected arguments of the rights of kings.

I like girls who like the countryside, put on walking boots and can bend with the wind a bit. If you're going to live with me, you need to be able to embrace the countryside and wet dogs.

The only weights I lift are my dogs.

Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God.

My father...was a man who understood all dogs thoroughly and treated them like human beings.

Music induces nightingales to sing, pug dogs to yelp.

I have Social Disease. I have to go out every night. If I stay home one night I start spreading rumors to my dogs.

I have to have energy because I have a lot of expenses. A couple of cars, couple of dogs and a big estate.

People love dogs. You can never go wrong adding a dog to the story.

I asked this heroic pet lover how it felt to have died for a schnauzer named Teddy. Salvador Biagiani was philosophical. He said it sure beat dying for absolutely nothing in the Viet Nam War.

. . . owning a dog always ended with this sadness because dogs just don't live as long as people do.

Fox-terriers are born with about four times as much original sin in them as other dogs.

The dogs may bark, but the caravan moves on

A dog is grateful for what is, which I am finding to be the soundest kind of wisdom and very good theology.

The wild boar is often held by a small dog. [Lat., A cane non magno saepe tenetur aper.]

To show too much joy in a place such as this would be unseemly but, as he padded toward her, his tail was extended in a manner which would make wagging possible should all go as expected.

It's hard not to immediately fall in love witha dog who has a good sense of humor.

I don't think twice about picking up my dog's poop, but if another dog's poop is next to it, I think, 'Eww, dog poop!

I always like a dog so long as he isn't spelled backward.

Barking dogs don't bite, but they themselves don't know it.

Meow” means “woof” in cat.

The dogs eat of the crumbs which fall from their masters' table.