Dogs Quotes
If I was going to spend the next day in jail for obstruction of justice, I'd better get a good nights sleep.
Few celebrate a dog who jumps at people as they approach--but start with the premise that it is we who keep ourselves (and our faces) unbearably far away, and we can come to a mutual understanding.
Those who teach the most about humanity, aren’t always human.
A dog's good for filling a grief-dug hole.""In the Shape of Shep
Every time a stupid politician says something stupid, you don’t have to reply to him, because it is nonsense to shoo every barking dog away!
If your dog, your best friend turns on you, take a good look at yourself. You may have a serious personality disorder.
There are as many ways to discover your story as there are to trip over a dog in the kitchen--and some of them feel about as planned.
After we bring food home from the grocery store...Dogs must think we are the greatest hunters ever!
He methodically basted the dark skin of the Alsatian, which he had stuffed with garlic and herbs."One rule in life", he murmured to himself. "If you can smell garlic, everything is all right".
And I figured that he can be my ears and I can be his eyes. A good trade-off, don't you think?
Dogs have hair. Cats, fur.Dogs whine, yip, howl, bark. Cats purrr.I say: No contest.
Every cat knows how to keep his owner feeding them: You may scratch and bite ninety-nine times, but the hundredth time, you must leap into a lap and press your nose to their nose. Rules are for dogs.
Chief Wimbe also loved his cat, which was black and white but had no name. In Malawi, only dogs are given names, I don't know why.
Dogs are always going to come up short if you insist on defining them as a weird kind of cat.
Cat love is genuine, because it's 10 percent devotion and 90 percent frustration and betrayal. - 67 REASONS WHY CATS ARE BETTER THAN DOGS
I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
The cat is such a perfect symbol of beauty and superiority that it seems scarcely possible for any true aesthete and civilised cynic to do other than worship it.
The cat . . . is for the man who appreciates beauty as the one living force in a blind and purposeless universe.
Let the cats rule the world
Yet he could not enjoy the walk. In the morning especially a bougainvillaea looks handmade, lawns are always lawns, and it is true indeed that dogs smell fear. Cats don't say.
I wrapped up the remaining half burrito and tossed it into the trash can. Molly watched this act of wastefulness with an expression like she had just seen her entire family die in a fire.
The greatest pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him, and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself, too.
I say, thirteen is too many dogs for good mental health. Five is pretty much the limit. More than five dogs and you forfeit your right to call yourself entirely sane.Even if the dogs are small.
Plus je vois le homes, plus j’admire les chiens” (The more I see of men, the more I admire dogs).
Not Carnegie, Vanderbilt, and Astor together could have raised money enough to buy a quarter share in my little dog.
DOG: A kind of additional or subsidiary Diety designed to catch the overflow or surplus of the world's worship.
Even if I take him out for three hours every day, and go and chat to him for another hour, that leaves twenty hours for him all alone with nothing to do. Oh, why can't dogs read?
Joyful, joyful, joyful, as only dogs know how to be happywith only the autonomyof their shameless spirit.
Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs.
I confronted the fact that I was not only talking to a dog, but answering for one.
Do animals understand the concept of dreams or do they think they enter another dimension when they get tired?
A dog might feel as majestic as a lion, might bark as loud as a roar, might have a heart as mighty and brave as a Lion's heart, But at the end of the day, a dog is a dog and a lion is a lion.
(Suguri) You had an extra long walk, didn't you...? Let's go home...
In my lap I had my dear little pug, the smell of whose ears will always be sweeter to me than all the perfumes of Araby and the scent of heliotrope combined.
Playing the game means treating your dogs like gentlemen, and your gentlemen like dogs.
After his dinner, the wolfhound liked to prowl the grounds, sniffing the grass to learn what creatures of field and forest had recently visited. The yard was Merlin's newspaper.
Lately, I don't talk much except to Mel. I make an exception because he has a dog.
Go on Louis, jump up, ” I’d say every day for the first three months. From the vacant look on his face, I may as well have asked him to solve a Rubik cube puzzle.
While most people love certain species to pieces (e.g. cats and dogs), others are more loved in pieces (e.g. cows and pigs)