Dollar Bills Quotes
Dollar Bills Quote of the day
A hiker who was lost in a blizzard said he stayed alive by digging a snow tunnel and burning dollar bills for warmth. Today he was offered a job as President Obama's economic adviser.
The Space Shuttle is the most effective device known to man for destroying dollar bills.
Pyramiding instructions appear on dollar bills. Add smaller and smaller amounts on the way up. Keep your eye open at the top.
The single greatest invention man ever conceived in the dollar bill, because I don't want to know the conversion rate for coconuts.
The dollar bill is God in the States. All those Pelican people just believe in money and nothing else.
The fact that you can forge a twenty dollar bill doesn't prove that all twenty dollar bills are forgeries.
One thing more dangerous than getting between a grizzly sow and her cub is getting between a businessman and a dollar bill.
The same way a compact disk isn't responsible for what's recorded on it, that's how we are. You're about as free to act as a programmed computer. You're about as one-of-a-kind as a dollar bill.
A secret ceases to be a secret if it is once confided - it is like a dollar bill, once broken, it is never a dollar again.
In terms of coke, the only money I ever thought about was that dollar bill I had stuck up my nose.
You cover Q-tips with sandpaper and ram them up your nostrils as far as they will go. Then you sniff talcum powder while shredding hundred dollar bills.
I try to collect money and I keep it in a special place called the bank. I collect a bunch of things called money, dollar bills, and I keep them in a safe under my bed.
If you put a ten dollar bill under the rug instead of spending it, that is capital formation. It represents ten dollars' worth of something that might have been immediately consumed, but wasn't.
In fact, the bigger the bill, the less likely you are to spend it. If you want to really save money, spend only cash and carry only fifty-dollar bills.
We could, of course, always make the payments, simply by printing more money - we simply promise to pay people by giving them dollar bills - but that could set off inflation.
On a biological level, the brain registers money as something valuable - even a dollar bill which has no intrinsic value, it's just paper.
My dad sent Frank Sinatra a dollar bill to autograph, and when it came back, signed, he had it framed: it was always up on the wall in whatever flat we were in.
The man in the coon skin cap in the pig pen wants eleven dollar bills, you've only got ten.