Drink Quotes

And did you ever stop to think that im old enough to go to war but i aint old enough to drink.

Public opinion is a permeating influence, and it exacts obedience to itself; it requires us to drink other men's thoughts, to speak other men's words, to follow other men's habits.

Here, thou incestuous, murderous, damned Dane, Drink off this potion!

Some men spend their whole life furnishing for themselves the things proper to life without realizing that at our birth each of us was poured a mortal brew to drink.

A Mormon told me that they don't drink coffee. I said, "A cup of coffee every day gives you wonderful benefits." He said, "Like what?" I said, "Well, it keeps you from being Mormon ..."

If four or five guys tell you that you're drunk, even though you know you haven't had a thing to drink, the least you can do is to lie down a little while.

Twenty years ago, teenage boys in the United States drank twice as much milk as soda; now they drink twice as much soda as milk.

At home it's all Batman and Star Wars and they do gang up on me. Sometimes I don't want to dress up as Darth Vader or play train sets, so I'll go out for a drink with the girls.

And do as adversaries do in law, strive mightily, but eat and drink as friends.

I don't drink any more than the man next to me, and the man next to me is Dean Martin.

What do drunkards do? They... drink... themselves... to... death.

You can't drown yourself in drink. I've tried; you float.

Now, it's a fact well known to those who know it well that prophets of doom only attain popularity when they get the drinks in all around.

The world needs water. For every bottle of wine you drink you contribute to conserving the drinking water reserves.

Let's all work to get people to drink more good beer, so if someone walks into your office and says he drinks Corona, don't immediately call him a dickhead.

Each mans spills the drink he loves.

You can have too much champagne to drink but you can never have enough.

I hope you accidentally drink leukemia at a picnic.

Ideal women: 36-24-36, five foot seven, flat spot on top of the head, deaf mute. The flat spot on the top of the head is for your drink.

I drink a lot of water and I never leave the house without putting on moisturizer and lip gloss.

Spare no expense to save money on this one.

I shall mention in passing just one example of a gift from the Arabs that I for one am rather grateful for: coffee -- especially as it was originally banned in Europe as a 'Muslim drink.

Chivalry is not dead and you should be a gentleman. But if you are going to buy a girl a drink, buy it. Don't just offer it. Follow through.

Men like to pleasure us, girl. They like to undo our plaits and give us water to drink from their own mouths. That's what makes the world go round.

In the course of history many more people have died for their drink and their dope than have died for their religion or their country.

If someone asks for a soft drink at a party, we no longer think he is a wimp.

Jews don't drink much because it interferes with their suffering.

I was in London. It's a long way to go for a very long party, sitting there for six hours not having a cigarette or a drink. It's a waste of time.

I found out why cats drink out of the toilet. My mother told me it's because the water is cold in there. And I'm like: How did my mother know that?

Though fanaticism drinks at many founts, its predisposing cause is mostly the subject of an invisible futurity.

I never used to drink water. I am drinking six liters of water every day now. That's the key.

I'm not an alcoholic, I only drink two times a year. When it's my birthday, and when it's not my birthday.

I'm a bartender. I like recipes. They're concretes. Was the drink recipe for seduction one shot charm and two shots self-deception, shaken, not stirred?

All it takes is one drink to mess with the way you drive - it clouds your judgment and slows your reflexes. Don't take any chances. It just isn't worth it.

I think I could drink my own blood. Is that weird?

Eating meat and drinking liquor are demonic vices. Those indulging in drink lose all sense of propriety, have no compassion or love and become demons.

I find more and more that I am a man of the 1920s. I still expect something exciting. Drinks, animated conversation, gaiety: the uninhibited exchange of ideas.

I could have signed for Newcastle when I was 17, but I decided I would be better off at Carlisle. I'd had a drink that night.

"What do women want?" "They eat green salad and drink human blood."

The fact that you fell out of bed makes some people think you had more than one drink before you called for help.

Never thank anybody for anything, except a drink of water in the desert -and then make it brief.

Tequila? It's not even a drink. It's a way for having the cops around without using a phone.

I don't take drugs nor drink since 2000 and I must say that I don't think about it anymore, although like every person that was addicted and has money - I know that this can lead to temptation.

If I could drink only one wine, it would be Champagne.

I only drink to steady my nerves... sometimes I'm so steady I don't move for months.

One should refrain from intoxicating drinks and drugs.

To refrain from evil and from strong drink and to be always, steadfast in virtue; this is the good luck.

Americans wanted to settle all our difficulties with Russia and then go to the movies and drink Coke.

I get really saucy after a few drinks. Sexy rude, not obnoxious rude.

Not all who drink energy drinks are douches, but all douches drink energy drinks.