Drink Quotes

Happiness is discovering the prune juice your doctor ordered you to drink has fermented.

He that drinks his Cyder alone, let him catch his Horse alone.

Fellow made me a $10 bet I couldnt quit, and I havent had a drink since. At the time I needed the $10.

I'll admit that I do quite like drinks that come in coconut shells. So there's always that.

I don't drink water. Have you seen the way it rusts pipes?

To be unforgiving is like to drink poison and wait for someone else to die!! Rev. TD Jakes (have I said how much I love ya!)

I'm always the girl at the party who, within five minutes, has taken my heels off, hitched up my dress in my knickers, and probably spilt drink down my cleavage.

I used to drink tons of caffeine. Now I make smoothies with frozen berries and Green Vibrance health powder.

I try to eat healthy. But sometimes, though, I eat cheeseburgers. Thats good for the soul. I make sure to balance everything out. I drink tons of water.

We have to keep the body in good health; we have to take care of what we eat and drink, and what we do.

We must spoil our women, boy. A happy woman makes a happy home. An unhappy one makes us drink.

There is only one really safe, mild, harmless beverage and you can drink as much of that as you like without running the slightest risk, and what you say when you want it is, 'Garcon! Un Pernod!'

After the White House what is there to do but drink?

Live in each season as it passes: breathe the air, drink the drink, taste the fruit.

We eat light, drink it in through our skins

When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!

Gentlemen, in the little moment that remains to us between the crisis and the catastrophe, we may as well drink a glass of Champagne.

oh god it’s wonderful to get out of bed and drink too much coffee and smoke too many cigarettes and love you so much

To the question what wine he found pleasant to drink, he replied, "That for which other people pay."

Just as you must eat, drink, and breathe to live, you must read the Bible, pray, and be involved in a church to stay spiritually alive and vital. You never will outgrow these things.

Chocolate is the divine drink which builds up resistance and fights fatigue. A cup of this precious drink permits a man to walk for a whole day without food.

If you want to improve your understanding, drink coffee.

I only take a drink on two occasions - when I'm thirsty and when I'm not.

Too much work and too much energy kill a man just as effectively as too much assorted vice or too much drink.

There is far greater peril in buying knowledge than in buying meat and drink.

Teachers who are not actively involved in the learning process themselves, force their students to drink from stagnant water

There's a thousand reasons why I shouldn't drink... but I can't think of one right now.

Look past your thoughts, so you may drink the pure nectar of This Moment.

If you want to see Chris Jericho drink a beer with Stone Cold Steve Austin, give me a doo-a dee-dee-dam, dee-dee-doo.

I'm a beer man. I tried to drink whiskey and Scotch but I don't get it. It smells like a girl who didn't shower and just splashed a lot of perfume on.

I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time.

Every holiday on the calendar, I check in a hotel and fast - I don't eat, I don't drink, I don't talk.

Of course one should not drink much, but often.

I've still got both kidneys, but one doesn't work, so I have to be careful not to drink too much, even water, and I have to keep myself as healthy as possible.

Classic Van Halen made people want to dance and f**k. Modern Van Halen makes you want to drink milk and drive foreign cars.

I believe that water is the only drink for a wise man.

I have only interest in things I could drink.

Bacchus has drowned more men than Neptune.

I formed a new group called Alcoholics-Unanimous. If you don't feel like a drink, you ring another member and he comes over to persuade you.

Pour yourself a drink, put on some lipstick, and pull yourself together.

I drink to stay warm, and to kill selected memories

Love, with very young people, is a heartless business. We drink at that age from thirst, or to get drunk; it is only later in life that we occupy ourselves with the individuality of our wine.

The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober.

The morning cup of coffee has an exhilaration about it which the cheering influence of the afternoon or evening cup of tea cannot be expected to reproduce.

As a rule, I do not approve of messing around with coffee. No sugar, no milk, no chocolate, hazelnuts, cinnamon, no nothing.... Just drink it black, the way God does

How, unless you drink as I do, could you hope to understand the beauty of an old Indian woman playing dominoes with a chicken?

Life's not fair, is it? Some of us drink champagne in the fast lane, and some of us eat our sandwiches by the loose chippings on the A597.

Do not pass by the oasis without stopping to drink.

The difference between camels and men; a camel can work a week and not drink; a man can drink a week and not work.

I spent 90% of my money on women and drink. The rest I wasted