Drinking Quotes

Harboring unforgiveness is like drinking poison and hoping your enemy will die.

Sleep! The most beautiful experience in life. Except drink.

Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.

Dost thou think, because thou art virtuous, there shall be no more cakes and ale?

Alcohol is a misunderstood vitamin.

I tried to give up drugs by drinking.

I would start drinking something terrible if I were in a situation where I was surrounded by lies or quiet or secrets. It's just not a real life.

When the hour is nigh me, Let me in a tavern die, With a tankard by me.

May you always work like you don't need the money; May you always love like you've never been hurt; and May you always dance like there's nobody watching.

I throw a kiss across the sea, I drink the winds as drinking wine, And dream they all are blown from thee, I catch the whisper'd kiss of thine.

Tea - the cups that cheer but not inebriate.

Being perfectly well-dressed gives a feeling of tranquillity that religion is powerless to bestow.

I wouldn't be here if it wasn't for my Mum. I know I've got Irish blood because I wake up everyday with a hangover.

If you ever know a man who tries to drown his sorrows, kindly inform him his sorrows know how to swim.

It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away.

I began to think vodka was my drink at last. It didn’t taste like anything, but it went straight down into my stomach like a sword swallowers’ sword and made me feel powerful and godlike.

The whole world is about three drinks behind.

You can learn a lot about a woman by getting smashed with her.

Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.

Drinking really cold beer is like slapping yourself in the face with an ice pick.

I'm drinking lots of rum and popping pinks and greys.

If you keep on drinking rum, the world will soon be quit of a very dirty scoundrel!

Best while you have it use your breath, There is no drinking after death.

[My] worst habit: Drinking too much Budweiser when I get angry.

Farewell, woman! I intend Henceforth every night to sit With my lewd, well-natured friend, Drinking to engender wit.

When you quit drinking you stop waiting.

I stopped drinking almost immediately after I had ready access to liquor, when I got to college. It almost immediately lost its appeal for me.

Beer is made by men, wine by God.

Ten minutes before you go onstage and you begin singing that torchy blues song, you may just be drinking a glass of water and brushing your teeth and doing some deep breathing.

I figure a lot of folks are probably looking to find out if Moses Malone is into that stuff, but the closest I come to drugs is drinking a Coca-Cola. I don't want that cocaine; it's not for me.

That's sort of what I felt... I miss drinking, I thought bars were truly holy places.

As an alcoholic, you will violate your standards quicker than you can lower them.

I got rid of all those reporters.

I drink to forget I drink.

A drink is shorter than a tale

When the going gets tough, the tough go drinking.

a woman's place is in the kitchen...sitting in a comfortable chair, with her feet up, drinking a glass of wine and watching her husband cook dinner.

I'm Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death.

I drink exactly as much as I want, and one drink more.

I don't trust people who don't use profanity.

Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed by the facts.

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar.

Nothing anyone says in a bar is true.

An aching head and trembling limbs, which are the inevitable effects of drinking, disincline the hands from work.

Of all vices, drinking is the most incompatible with greatness.

This is a pretty shitty flash mob. It's in my living room, only my family showed up, and they're just telling me to stop drinking.

My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that's not so bad; but New York City?

One pleasant surprise was when I interviewed Butch Patrick. I was expecting this bitter old drunk, and instead he had a total sense of humor about his career and his drinking and drug problem.

It's going to be a night of partying and heavy drinking. Or as Charlie Sheen calls it: Breakfast.

Drunkenness is temporary suicide.