Drinking Quotes

You can't drown yourself in drink. I've tried; you float.

When you're not smoking anymore, you don't have to carry around a pack of cigarettes, a lighter - all this paraphernalia. So you're liberated in a certain sense. It's the same with drinking.

I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's. His hair was perfect.

Eating meat and drinking liquor are demonic vices. Those indulging in drink lose all sense of propriety, have no compassion or love and become demons.

I still have a little whiskey left and therefore a chance.

I do like beer, but lately I've started drinking non-alcoholic beer and I like the taste of it and I don't get the alcohol, so that's a good alternative also.

Voroshilov was a hard-riding, hard-drinking military crony of civil-war days.

Pure water is the best gifts a man can bring. But who am I that I should have the best of anything? Let princes revel at the pump, let peers with ponds make free, ...beer is good enough for me.

I am not drinking now but I cannot guarantee tomorrow.

My parents always knew I was hopeless at everything else, I was fortunate in that I was backed all the way. I came to it late and only because I thought there'd be loads of women and drinking!

To get over the guilt of drinking, take your brandy in milk. This way, it becomes medicinal.

Does anybody think these people were just sitting around drinking tea?

I have heard people say that they drink to forget their sorrows but the more I drink the more sorrows I collect

I like to do my principal research in bars, where people are more likely to tell the truth or, at least, lie less convincingly than they do in briefings and books.

If four or five guys tell you that you're drunk, even though you know you haven't had a thing to drink, the least you can do is to lie down a little while.

I gotta quit smoking, doctor's orders, and the drinking, court orders.

Drinking spirits cannot cause spiritual damage.

All other nations are drinking Ray Charles beer and we are drinking Barry Manilow.

Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine.

I don't drink. I don't like it. It makes me feel good.

Call him drunken Ira Hayes, he won't answer any more. Not the whiskey drinking Indian, nor the Marine that went to war.

I usually just get into a police character by drinking coffee and eating donuts, but those days are over.

I'm drinking doubles now that you're running around single again.

Hydraulic fracturing requires massive amounts of water. Disposing of the toxic wastewater, as well as accidental spills, can contaminate drinking water and harm human health.

Do you drink?" "Of course,I just said I was a writer.

I'm not so think as you drunk I am !

'Tis not the eating, nor 'tis not the drinking that is to be blamed, but the excess.

See Social-life and Glee sit down, All joyous and unthinking, Till, quite transmugrified, they're grown Debauchery and Drinking

Lately I been drinking like there's a message in a bottle

I had a rough spot about being a goody-goody Mormon, and not drinking or smoking. But I'm kind of grateful I've got this image now. There are no skeletons in my closet. What you see is what you get.

I have never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke.

All the stuff about being a drinking club, or having players who were not good enough, I treat as rubbish.

Bye, Bye Miss American Pie, drove my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry. Good old boys drinking whiskey and rye, singing, this'll be the day that I die.

Liquor is such a nice substitute for facing adult life.

It's like an angel crying on your tongue.

Three highballs, and I think I'm St. Francis of Assisi.

it provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance

There is no such joy in the tavern as upon the road thereto.

his lips drink water but his heart drinks wine

An over-indulgence of anything, even something as pure as water, can intoxicate.

I distrust a man that says when. If he's got to be careful not to drink to much it's because he's not to be trusted when he does.

I hope next time when we meet, we won't be fighting each other. Instead we will be drinking tea together.

Virtue is its own revenge.

Drinking beer in a children's playground is an old Soviet tradition.

Kush rolled, glass full, I prefer the better things.

When the liquor's out, why clink the cannikin?

Let those that merely talk and never think, That live in the wild anarchy of drink

When I'm walking around, I'm usually drinking pop, so I can't have a mask on. That's why I couldn't be a surgeon.

We're in such a slump that even the ones that are drinkin' aren't hittin'.

What's made Milwaukee famous has made a loser out of me.