Drinking Quotes

My perfect night would be going out to an awesome restaurant, then heading over to the Comedy Cellar to hang out with other comics, drinking beers and making fun of each other.

I'm not going to lie to you fellas, I've been drinking

Let those that merely talk and never think, That live in the wild anarchy of drink

He that drinks fast, pays slow.

There are more old drunkards than old doctors.

We know smoking tobacco is not good for kids, but a lot of other things aren't good. Drinking's not good. Some would say milk's not good.

When people ask me why are you singing a drinking song if you don't drink anymore, because when I did drink I drank enough to sing drinking songs for the rest of my life!

The simple dignity of a child drinking a bowl of milk embodies the fascination of an ancient rite.

We're in such a slump that even the ones that are drinkin' aren't hittin'.

Don't drink in the hotel bar, that's where I do my drinking.

Parties sickened me. I hated the game-playing, the dirty play, the flirting, the amateurs drunks, the bores.

I write right off the typer. I call it my "machinegun." I hit it hard, usually late at night while drinking wine and listening to classical music on the radio and smoking mangalore ganesh beedies.

Champagne is simply one of the elegant extras of life.

The sergeant was describing a military life. It was all drinking, he said, except that there were frequent intervals of eating and love making.

Why does the sea moan evermore? Shut out from heaven it makes its moan, It frets against the boundary shore; All earth's full rivers cannot fill The sea, that drinking thirsteth still.

I adore clothes, I adore drinking. I just don't have the time or the inclination to totally indulge in it.

When I'm walking around, I'm usually drinking pop, so I can't have a mask on. That's why I couldn't be a surgeon.

The letters in 'Brace Beemer' can be arranged to spell 'Embrace Beer.'

I feel like a drunken man who doesn't have a drink.

I've been doing a lot of drugs in the last few weeks and drinking less, and I feel much better.

Kush rolled, glass full, I prefer the better things.

How did I end up right here wit you after all the things that I been through. It's been one of those days you try and forget about take a shot and let it out.

She spilled whiskey on her shirt, she gon have to get it cleaned. She been going way to hard, someone has to intervene.

Ed, I see you're out drinking again. What's the occasion? I was sober.

That's a big deal for kids, when they come into the kitchen and the teacher is drinking coffee with mom. They react differently on the next day when you say: 'Sit down and shut-up!'

I've had a hip replacement, I've beaten cancer, I had my hand operation, and I stopped drinking. Something inside of me just went, 'I'm done.'

Beer drinking doesn't do half the harm of lovemaking.

And, even yet, I dare not let it languish, Dare not indulge in memory's rapturous pain; Once drinking deep of that divinest anguish, How could I seek the empty world again?

Never accept a drink from a urologist.

Any man who eats dessert is not drinking enough.

Don't you drink? I notice you speak slightingly of the bottle. I have drunk since I was fifteen and few things have given me more pleasure.

Mom was the greatest influence of my childhood. She wanted to save me from the vice, lust, and drinking that was all about me.

How gracious those dews of solace that over my senses fall At the clink of the ice in the pitcher the boy brings up the hall.

The Government's enthusiasm for 24 hour drinking puzzles me... We want people to be responsible, yet we urge them to drink.

Perhaps it is while drinking tea that I most of all enjoy the sense of leisure.

If you don't start drinking, I'm gonna leave.

What's made Milwaukee famous has made a loser out of me.

A prohibitionist is the sort of man one couldn't care to drink with, even if he drank.

I know a good woman who thinks that her son lost his life because he took to drinking water only.

We must eat to live, and not live to eat.

Now to rivulets from the mountains Point the rods of fortune-tellers; Youth perpetual dwells in fountains, Not in flasks, and casks, and cellars.

She threw into the wine which they were drinking a drug which takes away grief and passion and brings forgetfulness of all ills

China traditionally has been a tea-drinking country but we turned them into coffee drinkers.

I am not so think as you drunk I am.

When I was in fourth grade, a novelist came to talk to my English class. She told us that being an author meant sitting at the kitchen table in pajamas, drinking tea with the dogs at your feet.

I hope next time when we meet, we won't be fighting each other. Instead we will be drinking tea together.

We had some port, and drank damnation to the play and eternal remorse to the author.

The sacred pint alone can unbind the tongue.

I know not, sir, whether Bacon wrote the works of Shakespeare, but if he did not, it seems to me that he missed the opportunity of his life.

You might be a redneck if you're a lite beer drinker, because you start drinking when it gets light.