Drinking Quotes

I'd rather have my kid smoking pot than drinking.

I know I can get to the stage where I'm drinking a lot. I tend to be rotten and groggy all day and hanging out for the next drink and five o'clock, ping! I have to just stop.

But I'm not a saint yet. I'm an alcoholic. I'm a drug addict. I'm homosexual. I'm a genius.

Men fed upon carnage, and drinking strong drinks, have all an impoisoned and acrid blood which drives them mad in a hundred different ways.

During one of my treks through Afghanistan, we lost our corkscrew. We were compelled to live on food and water for several days.

I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night.

The two-headed boy in the circus never had such a headache.

Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got.

It's always difficult to make conversation with a drunk, and there's no denying it, the sober are at a disadvantage with him.

Aside from some extra fiber, eating two slices of whole wheat bread is really little different, and often worse, than drinking a can of sugar-sweetened soda or eating a sugary candy bar.

The English seem to think drinking wine is like committing adultery, something you do rarely and abroad.

I told you, sir, they were red-hot with drinking; so full of valor that they smote the air, for breathing in their faces, beat the ground for kissing of their feet.

If little faults proceeding on distemper Shall not be winked at, how shall we stretch our eye When capital crimes, chewed, swallowed, and digested, Appear before us?

I have very poor and unhappy brains for drinking.

I have very poor and unhappy brains for drinking: I could well wish courtesy would invent some other custom of entertainment.

When I was out in the bars drinking and fighting I was a little bit less of a peacemaker than I would be if I'd had a coupla hits of a joint and gone and laid down somewhere.

I thought for a change I would give up drinking, and it was a great mistake, and, although I reduced the size of my nose and improved my beauty, my stomach suffered.

Virtue is its own revenge.

I live in Los Angeles and I had been drinking one night, so I was on the walk of fame and I saw Tony Danza's star and I started urinating on it. Just yelling out, 'Who's the boss now?'

Frankly, alcohol leads to a lot of other things when you start drinking at 12-years old. It is a big problem that needs to be addressed. Frankly, the industry has pushed us back and pushed us back.

Liquor is the chloroform which enables the poor man to endure the painful operation of living.

I made the greater progress, from that clearness of head and quicker apprehension which generally attend temperance in eating and drinking.

I used to drink a lot. I had to stop drinking because it was getting the better of me, and I replaced that with really doing shows.

There's no reason to drink cow's milk at any time in your life. It was designed for calves, not humans, and we should all stop drinking it today.

nobody ever stops drinking until the cost of drinking becomes higher than the cost of not drinking.

The thing that I'm most proud of in my life is that if a stranger came up to me and said, 'I can't stop drinking. I can't stop drinking. Can you help me?' I can say, 'Yes, I can help you.'

I think if I could not get myself off my cushion, off my couch, or away from whatever I'm eating - or drinking or partying or whatever - if I couldn't get away from that, I would have a heavy heart.

You know, civil rights is great and everything, but a lot of people don't realize that plumbers in the South make less money than when they used to install separate drinking fountains.

Drinking wine and wearing trousers were nothing compared to reading the history of ideas.

My life sucks when I’m only half-aware of it. If I quit drinking and saw what it’s really like, I’d probably jump off a bridge.

Life with Fools consists in Drinking; with the wise Man, living's Thinking.

I gave up drinking lots of whiskey and began to practice yoga and meditation. As a result I am not dead.

Boxing has kept me off the streets, stops me smoking and drinking and gives me something to do.

I lost my one true love. I started drinking.

Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.

Personally, I never drink on Oscar nights, as it interferes with my suffering.

I'd like to help you, but you don't drink.

There are two things that will be believed of any man whatsoever, and one of them is that he has taken to drink

Poetry is a plan for a slit in the face of a bronze fountain goat and the path of fresh drinking water.

Life could not be entirely devoted to debauchery and monkeys. Magnus had to finance all the drinking somehow.

I hid in bars, because I didn't want to hide in factories.

So what are you planning to do with the rest of your life? Develop a drinking problem. More Scotch, please.

In my experience, you run into trouble when you ask a group of beer-drinking men to perform any task more complex than remembering not to light the filter ends of cigarettes.

Let's put it this way: I did not get in trouble every time I drank, but every time I got in trouble, I'd been drinking

I'm not a big drinking person and hardly ever have alcohol. Perhaps it's not sweet enough for my sweet tooth.

Come quickly, I'm drinking stars.

Whatever you wanna drink girl, pick right now. If you can't hold your liquor, better quit right now.

In your city faded off the brown, NINO. She insists she got more class, WE KNOW.

You're drinking vintage Elvis Presley wine.

The wages of Gin is Debt.