Drinking Quotes

The man that isn't jolly after drinking is just a drivelling idiot, to my thinking.

We should thank God for beer and burgundy by not drinking too much of them.

People talk about how you make team spirit - is it golf days or going out drinking together? That doesn't count. When you drink, you just tell lies to each other anyway and talk rubbish.

My mom always told me drinking water was the most important skin care tip. I also think the less you do to your skin the better. I'm a fan of simple and natural products.

If you'd asked me at 30 where I'd be during the Masters when I was 46, I'd have pictured myself on a boat fishing, smoking a cigar, drinking a mint julep and watching it on television.

I got arrested for graffiti. I got arrested - a lot of, like, underage drinking, drunk in public, shoplifting, you know, your various, like, suburban arrests, I guess.

I don't listen to my own stuff unless I've been drinking a lot.

I know a lot more old drunks than old doctors.

Can you support the expense of a husband, hussy, in gaming, drinking and whoring? Have you money enough to carry on the daily quarrels of man and wife about who shall squander most?

Discouraging smoking and drinking is a left ideal.

The Christmas parties were orgies of drinking and singing and groping and pawing. Cartoon staffers invested their own money in preparatory liquor.

People make the mistake of drinking the Kool-Aid, believing your own hype, letting people tell you you're this or you're that or you're too this.

Like most women, I remember my first drink in tender minutiae.

I've never gotten in too much trouble with alcohol. I've never had a drinking problem, really.

Drinking and driving is safer than either drinking or driving - and no one has ever died drinking, driving and juggling.

Happiness is a fragile thing, and alcohol, as I know from the house I grew up in, is dangerous to it.

Everywhere you go, you see women more beautiful than yourself. You imagine him being attracted to them. You're drinking gasoline to stay warm.

I would say that I probably had an unhealthy love affair with drinking. I grew up as this kind of insecure kid, you know, kind of making my way. And drinking took all of that away.

I'm glad I don't have a drinking problem,' I confided, 'because I don't think I'd ever be able to quit.

I like doing other things. I like getting high, hanging out with my kids. I like drinking. I have so many demons.

I was drinking a lot of bourbon. I was miserable. I was starting to get work, but it wasn't remotely satisfying. It was garbage compared to the theater I was doing.

If I give up drinking, smoking, and fatty foods, I can add ten years to my life. Trouble is, I'll add it to the wrong end.

At parties, everyone always thinks I'm drinking, but actually I rarely drink. I live on energy drinks, basically. I love vitamin water.

Oh, yeah. A big part of my job is drinking martinis when I work in advertising.

And what do you say of lovers of wine... they are glad of any pretext of drinking any wine

So lets knock a couple back and make some noise

Know thyself, especially thyself after a couple of drinks.

There should be asylums for habitual teetotalers, but they would probably relapse into teetotalism as soon as they got out.

Thinking is more stinking than drinking, but to feel is for real.

Of all wines, Champagne is the one that is the anytime drink, the panacea for all ills, the best bottle for any occasion and absolutely the only solution when there is something to celebrate.

We must acquaint the youth to the realities of the world... we must tell them that millions of people around the world have no access to drinking water.

He talked with more claret than clarity

Switch clicking off in my head, turning the hot light off and the cool night on and — [He looks up, smiling sadly.] — all of a sudden there's—peace!

Something is very, very wrong when people don’t have access to drinking water, and Coke creates its market out of that scarcity.

There are silver ships There are gold ships, But there are no ships Like friendships.

I try to convince myself that it's the alcohol talking. But alcohol can't talk. It just sits there. It can't even get itself out of the bottle.

Sensible people advise against drinking on an empty stomach, but to my mind it is the best sort of drinking.

And in my mind, this settles the issue. I would never drink cologne, and am therefore not an alcoholic.

I see that a man cannot give himself up to drinking without being miserable one half his days and mad the other.

Unlicensed hooch from a stranger in a parking lot. Good idea? Yes, of course it is.

When dealing with complex transportation issues, the best thing to do is pull up with a cold beer and let somebody else figure it out.

To describe drunkenness for the colorful vocabulary is rather cynical. There is nothing easier than to capitalize on drunkards.

I don't mind 800 million Chinese drinking a bottle [of Coca-Cola] a day, but I don't want them to bring back the empties.

Liquor - you can make it illegal but you can't make it unpopular.

[Smoking is] a dirty habit that should be banned from America by the Government, instead of moderate alcoholic drinking.

I ate healthily, but there was no snacking, no drinking, no bread, no sugar, no smoking. Afterwards I had a pork belly roast.

Wichita Falls, Texas is considering using toilet water for drinking. And a dog there today said, 'White people's problems.'

I quit drinking. That was a big problem for a lot of years. Then after that, I just started feeling grateful again.

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water.

I ruined my health drinking to other people's.