Drinking Quotes

Beer is not a good cocktail-party drink, especially in a home where you don't know where the bathroom is.

I've been watching what I eat. When I was putting on all the weight, I was drinking Guinness and not eating. I didn't have room to because I was drinking all the time.

A good heavy book holds you down. It's an anchor that keeps you from getting up and having another gin and tonic.

Here's to alcohol, the rose colored glasses of life.

Until we meet again, may the good Lord take a liking to you.

Young, wild, and free, my whole life ahead of me. So I'm drinking heavily, steadily making memories.

Life is not just eating, drinking, television and cinema...The human mind must be creative, must be self-generating ; it cannot depend on just gadgets to amuse itself.

Would that I were a dry well, and that the people tossed stones into me, for that would be easier than to be a spring of flowing water that the thirsty pass by, and from which they avoid drinking.

"Mr. Churchill you're drunk!" Mr. Churchill: "And you, Lady Astor, are ugly. As for my condition, it will pass by the morning. You, however, will still be ugly.

I would just like to say that after all these years of heavy drinking, bright lights and late nights, I still don't need glasses. I drink right out of the bottle.

Remember, "I" before "E", except in Budweiser.

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.

I admit I was drinking a Guinness... but I did not swallow.

Drinking beer is easy. Trashing your hotel room is easy. But being a Christian, that's a tough call. That's rebellion.

Be careful with drinking this Christmas. I got so drunk last night I found myself dancing in a cheesy bar... Or, as you like to call it, delicatessen.

Drinking good wine with good food in good company is one of life's most civilized pleasures.

Drinking freshly made juices and eating enough whole foods to provide adequate fiber is a sensible approach to a healthful diet.

I'm just taking care of myself: Eating less, exercising more, drinking a lot of coconut water.

I never had one beer. If I bought a six-pack of beer, I kept drinking till all six beers were gone. You have to have that kind of understanding about yourself. I haven't had a drink now in 12 years.

If it went on the ballot in Colorado, I would vote to lower the drinking age.

Drinking removes warts and pimples. Not from me. But from those I look at.

It is better to think of church in the ale-house than to think of the ale-house in church.

My suggestion is that we should first work to ensure the Third World has clean drinking water and sanitation.

Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name -- and you've never been to that bar before.

Any damn fool can navigate the world sober. It takes a really good sailor to do it drunk.

I know I'm not a showy politician... I don't go drinking in parliament's bars. I don't wear my heart on my sleeve, I just get on with the job in front of me and you can judge me by my record.

Tequila. Straight. There's a real polite drink. You keep drinking until you finally take one more and it just won't go down. Then you know you've reached your limit.

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and likes to see us happy.

Come, gentlemen, I hope we shall drink down all unkindness.

When you stop drinking, you have to deal with this marvelous personality that started you drinking in the first place.

I'm gaining weight the right way: I'm drinking beer.

I don't have a drink problem. But if that was the case and doctors told me I had to stop, I'd like to think that I would be brave enough to drink myself into the grave.

If I had the money and the drinking capacity, I'd probably live at a roulette table and let my life go to hell.

God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world.

Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.

I hate the taste of alcohol. When I'm drinking, I'm drinking Red Bull.

I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.

Wine is the most healthful and most hygienic of beverages.

So many groups fail because they spend all their time in the clubs. Work pours in and they can't handle it because of late-night drinking.

There's nothing wrong with sobriety in moderation.

Writing a novel is not method acting and I find it easy to step out of it at cocktail hour.

You can only drink 30 or 40 glasses of beer a day, no matter how rich you are.

There is no sweeter sound than the crumbling of one's fellow man.

Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face.

My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror.

I got involved in improv comedy. It settled me down when I was getting wild. I was sort of an evil teenager smashing up my cars and drinking and driving, let's just say, a lot.

In fact, not forgiving is like drinking rat poison and then waiting for the rat to die.

Drink! for you know not when you came, nor why; Drink! for you know not why you go, nor where.

It is well to remember that there are five reasons for drinking: the arrival of a friend, one's present or future thirst, the excellence of the cognac, or any other reason