Drinking Quotes

a town with more drinking joints than reading joints has a problem reading can solve

Partying and dancing have never been my thing, but drinking I could do with reasonable familiarity and skills. I decided to begin there.

Day drinking with a broken heart is like selling loose Cuban cigars like Newports, tryna leave the country without passports, and putting yourself in a situation you can’t handle.

Alcohol is good at disinfecting things It can clean a surface or erase memories

Drink, drink! Bacchus is the enemy of Venus."From The Diary Of An Orange Tree

Does drinking make you wittier? One might as well ask if witting makes you drinkier, which it may.

There was a sound in their voices which suggested rum.

A traditional Englishman drinks tea to the point where his blood has long-since been replaced with an infusion of Ceylon, Assam, and Darjeeling.

Rum is tonic that clarifies the vision, and sets things in true perspective.

It's impossible to be a good writer if you haven't lived badly. A past life of drinking heavily, fighting and whoring all help to ease those words onto the page.

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so?There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.

The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house.

I like to have a martini, Two at the very most.After three I'm under the table, after four I'm under my host.

Death: "THERE ARE BETTER THINGS IN THE WORLD THAN ALCOHOL, ALBERT."Albert: "Oh, yes, sir. But alcohol sort of compensates for not getting them.

To alcohol! The cause of... and solution to... all of life's problems

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.

ligion is the opiate of the masses." "I did masses of opiates religiously.

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

why do I want to appear to be drinking more than I am?''Make it a habit. Men in their cups are fools, more often than not. And it can be wise to look the fool at times.

Hunger gives flavour to the food.

All worries are less with wine.

Some people when they see cheese, chocolate or cake they don't think of calories.

The salt is to the food, what soul is to the body.

A good food is mouthwatering when you see it and finger licking when you eat it.

We love our mother because she cares and also because she cooks.

Mixing old wine with new wine is stupidity, but mixing old wisdom with new wisdom is maturity.

Ho! Ho! Ho! To the bottle I goTo heal my heart and drown my woeRain may fall, and wind may blowAnd many miles be still to goBut under a tall tree will I lieAnd let the clouds go sailing by

The lover drinksand the cup-bearer pours.The lover thinksbut the cup-bearer knows:love begets love.Since this wine is love, then this cup is love, then this tavern is love, then this life is love.

I'm a drinker with writing problems.

Sometimes, when inspiration runs dry, I drink classical music until my words spill out.

There was a tacit understanding between them that 'liquor helped' growing more miserable with every glass one hoped for the moment of relief.

If you see the dragon fly, best you drink the flagon dry.”—Zarost

Find someone you care enough about to help you control your drinking. Preferably yourself.

It comes in pints?

I always enjoy the day after a hangover. Each time it happens, it’s my own little victory over the demon drink.

I like it subdued and tepid, with far to much milk

What is this place?’‘Heaven.’ She laughed, ‘with better drinks!

Nancy Astor: "Winston, you are a drunk!"Winston Churchill: "And you, madam, are ugly. But I shall be sober in the morning."(Reported exchange will Winston Churchill.

He needed a stiff drink. With a side of straightjacket.

I know an alcoholic is the worse, but sometimes I wonder if it's better to have a drinking father that lives at home, or a drinking father, that never comes around.

Next to music, beer was best.

99% of all problems can be solved by money -- and for the other 1% there's alcohol.

When reality and your dreams collide, typically it’s just your alarm clock going off.

People are crazy about food, smoking, drinking, girls but not about their dreams.

Parents drinking is the reason you came into the world, and if we didn't keep doing it then, by God, it would be the reason you went back out of it.

Ô, wine!, the truth-serum so potent that all those who wish to live happy lives should abstain from drinking it entirely!... except of course when they are alone.

I always think the opening moments of a party are the hardest, before everyone has had enough to drink.

Some waste away their lives by drinking, partying or by simply having fun and living for pleasure.

My lips have touched more bottles than lovers and I'm half a shot away from psychotic.

Efficient self-destruction is what it is. Clean and neat. Almost surgical in its precision.