Drinking Quotes

My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror.

Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face.

Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer.

[On alcohol:] Total abstinence is an impossibility and ... it will not do to insist on it as a general practice.

If you are cold, tea will warm you; if you are too heated, it will cool you; If you are depressed, it will cheer you; If you are excited, it will calm you.

Never give a sucker an even break.

How do you learn to pray? Well how do you learn to swim? Do you sit in a chair with your feet up drinking coke learning to swim? You get down and you struggle. That's how you learn to pray.

Tea is nought but this: first you heat the water, then you make the tea. Then you drink it properly. That is all you need to know.

I like liquor - its taste and its effects - and that is just the reason why I never drink it.

I spend my nights just sitting and reading a book and drinking my tea and walking my dog. That's about as exciting as my life gets.

Bats have no bankers and they do not drink and cannot be arrested and pay no tax and, in general, bats have it made.

I don't like jail, they got the wrong kind of bars in there.

Alcohol is for drinking, gas is for cleaning parts, and nitro is for racing!

I am not motivated by recognition, I just do things I like doing - racing, shagging, eating and drinking.

Laugh whenever you can. Keeps you from killing yourself when things are bad. That and vodka.

I've been drinking tequila for a long time now, and it's never been about drinking to get drunk. I don't do that. I never drink tequila during the day, and I don't drive at night.

Often when a person can't get past stress, she will turn to overeating, drinking or smoking, which can become a greater problem than the stress itself.

In my lowest moments, the only reason I didn't commit suicide was that I knew I wouldn't be able to drink any more if I was dead.

Did you ever drink so much of a certain type of alcohol that you get so sick that you can never drink the same kind again ? I've decided that's how I'm going to quit drinking. One-at-a-time.

For a quart of ale is a dish for a king.

Reality is an illusion created by a lack of alcohol.

There are two reasons for drinking wine...when you are thirsty, to cure it; the other, when you are not thirsty, to prevent it... prevention is better than cure.

Too much work, and no vacation, Deserves at least a small libation. So hail! my friends, and raise your glasses, Work's the curse of the drinking classes.

There is no bad whiskey. There are only some whiskeys that aren't as good as others.

Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder.

If they don't want to pay for it, they can stop drinking it.

Oh, to me not drinking is like being dead, almost. I sit here taking endless journeys down memory lane. It gets boring.

They asked me why I don't quit drinking, I told 'em I'm not a quitter.

Wine is sunlight, held together by water.

No, Sir, claret is the liquor for boys; port for men: but he who aspires to be a hero must drink brandy. In the first place brandy will do soonest for a man what drinking can do for him.

What did Christ really do? He hung out with hard-drinking fishermen.

I've been getting into drinking smoothies in the morning - I like those a lot.

Yeah, I know I'm ugly... I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.'

Nothing would be more tiresome than eating and drinking if God had not made them a pleasure as well as a necessity.

All I ever did was supply a demand that was pretty popular.

The best audience is one that is intelligent, well-educated, and a little drunk.

Life, alas, is very drear. Up with the glass! Down with the beer!

I don't drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs.

Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors... and miss.

I had to stop drinkin, cuz I got tired of waking up in my car driving ninety.

When a man who is drinking neat gin starts talking about his mother he is past all argument.

Research consistently shows that the risks to health outweigh the benefits of drinking alcohol. My argument is that the benefits to my mental health justify the risks.

When it comes to wine, I tell people to throw away the vintage charts and invest in a corkscrew. The best way to learn about wine is the drinking.

You'd learn more about the world by lying on the couch and drinking gin out of a bottle than by watching the news.

I quit drinking, so I can think clear. When you have chop trouble, drinking doesn't help the healing process.

Granted, I could go out and lose everything (by) gambling and drinking, but there's no sense in denying it. It's in my blood.

Here's how you know that you're really drunk: when you get into a taxi cab and you think the fare is the time.

In heaven there is no beer. That's why we drink ours here.

I like whiskey. I always did, and that is why I never drink it.

She Got The Gold Mine, I Got the Shaft.